Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML
Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML
Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
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kelsorg 21
you better own up to your word lol
elijahisaboss 10
My question is what did he say
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kelsorg 21
you better own up to your word lol
groovycrazyjoe 18
bring a female friend to him
DrownedMyFish 18
If not, OP should at least give the him a helping hand.
chickenfeet223 11
Giggity
samquenda 8
Or just reply *moral
EphMi 5
That's what happens when you have Child Safe set to ON. To turn it off, go to Settings > Keyboard > Child Safe > OFF. Now, when you type in "********" it won't get corrected to "oral support" Hope that helps.
telli164 30
#51. In this case it'd be a 'bro job' :P
Vitotaylor36 13
5 dollar. Cheap cheap, give good bro job
XxXBadAshXxX 27
Maybe he'll take you up on that offer. If not, then maybe be more awake when texting?
\ 28
"Oral support" could also mean pep-talks and words of encouragement. Let's not leave our minds in the gutters. :3
Ololo_fml 16
#12 or it just means "go bobbing the knob" just like google suggests khkhkh
brettrb 18
As long as he followed it with "no ****" he's in the clear. You can literally say anything sexual to a bro and justify it with the same follow up.
elijahisaboss 10
My question is what did he say
gjikvtj 18
I hope that wasn't autocorrect ;)
ElricMustang 23
36, I wipe my screen every time I see your picture because of that dot :(
wot_a_cunt 5
So do I!!
DriAA7 17
I wonder how fast he replied back
91hayek 31
*back is redundant in the sentence but you're cute so whatever.
jkmartinjk 16
Hey, it probably brightened his mood! Or he rushed over to your place... either way, you helped him out.
zandalee 20
OP is such a damn good friend!
ladyLALAA 29
I could use a friend like you OP!
cherries62212 16
Let's get to it! clean those teeth:P
martin8337 36
Whitest teeth I've ever cum across.
MACARONInCHEESE 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why exactly did you mean to say?
Ebola_fml 20
soral mupport
kingdomgirl94 29
coral support
jonf502 6
Moral support I would assume
MisterEx 28
Floral. Floral support.
AnOriginalName 19
No, OP did mean oral support. Autocorrect is just a handy excuse.
communisttaco 16
The trash singing... The gash bringing... The slash tinging...
illegalbeagle69 23
The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the... THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!! And yes, my life is so eventful that I looked that quote up.
nialls_girl 13
Moral support.
lolhailsatan 23
Don't worry op, mistakes like that are easy to make, and just as easy to explain.
tealrobot 15
it could mean that you want to talk to him/her too, dont worry im sure he/she wouldnt take it the wrong way
SirMichael 13
Him* OP used male pronouns.
olpally 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Worst autocorrect ever! Lol.