Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend while in the car with my family. He sent a particularly racy text, and my little sister happened to look over at my phone and then asked quite loudly, "What does anal mean?” FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML
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Gerblat 0
Bwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
Krajjan 9
Could be a good thing. He might be interested in you now.
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Comments (251)
loski87 4
lmao hahahahahahaha
callmelishaful 0
hahahaaha my iPhone put anal when I put anap that's too great haha; not really a FML tho; shit happenss..
dramaababyy 0
I tried it on my iPod and it did come up anal! so don't be a baby, tell him the mistake and move on. duh.
robinsn 0
Why are people so freaking stupid. If you don't want auto correct, TURN IT OFF!
mredgecrusher 0
That isn't always the case. My friend turned it off one time and his texts were worse, then again he was drunk and pissed that the iPhone told his otherwise friend "Don't Huge Me" instead of "don't judge me. "
perdix 31
Steve Jobs knows how to get results! If you said "a nap", your crush would have found you boring and weak. Now he thinks you're this nasty, naughty, kinky ***** under the sweet, innocent exterior. You just became a hell of a lot more intriguing all of a sudden.
maskedman 9
Exactly! This is not an FML. She just turned her crush into her boyfriend.
bookyourfaces 0
Hahah, it 'learns'. Maybe it learned from your dirty texting, eh? (;
ilux3 0
I feel so bad for u lol damn that autocorrector!
offtap 0
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offtap 0
nope mine doesn't do it :/ even typing it lots somebody must like saying the worl 'anal'xD
ThatBustaNate 0
LMFAO!