Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
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FrozenSoliid 0
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.
ybotx 0
Oh suck it up. Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.
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Gen_Knowledge 0
"Today, I bought a newspaper. I noticed that it had the date 10/20/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date I started teething. But then I realized it was just the date of the actual day. Thank you New York Times. FML"
DrAwesome 6
WIN!!
FritoLovesYou 0
Lol, snuffed out by a shitty game, too.
barty5858 0
Oh look, it's your typical emo rebel bashing a popular game because it makes them seem tough and edgy. Move along, nothing to see here.
Jrussell 0
Wow get over it lol modern warfare 2 is gonna rock lol
dacho 7
Quote for win: " you need to GET a life before it can be ******. YDI."
perdix 31
YDI for choosing the European format meaning Oct 11 to suit your selfish, vain, egotistical purposes, when you are American and that means Nov 10. I hope you think your mother-in-law's head is inscribed with the digits 999. Don't worry, hon, even the best video game can't make a sammich, so you will still be marginally useful. Here's a tip: if you decide you want to polish your boyfriend's helmet while he's playing the game, you ought to wear a helmet. There was an FML of a girl who got bashed in the head while giving head to her gamer bf. She said she got bashed by the controller -- at least she knew her role in that relationship.
Intoxicunt 6
.....Haha. Wow.
unFmyLife 0
This is in no way an FML ... Like, at all. So, he is looking forward to a game. It doesn't mean he doesn't love you. You are allowed to have interests that do not revolve around your partner. I hate girls who expect their boyfriends to have no life and give all their attention to them. They give the rest of us a bad/need reputation.
dfoerra 0
Okay, just for one second stop and think. The date is November 10, 2009, in the future. If you are already dating, how could that be the day you became a couple? Kudos for knowing when the game comes out though, it may be the day he dumps you because he doesn't have time for girls and games.
skabassist 0
who cares? he's excited for a video game, that doesn't mean he doesn't love you. if he ditches you for the game, then whine.
pagemaster 0
boo hoo end of the world oh no
Eashag 3
So wait, you thought a date over a month in the future was when you started dating? Sounds like Call of Duty and cooler AND smarter.
Phoenix_GAD 0
yea, see, I don't know what day it is where you are living, but where I am, its only 20 days. over a month > 20 days