Today, I found out that if a guy you've been dating starts acting weird, there's probably a reason why. Like, perhaps, a wife and two kids. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Today, I found out my SO is cheating on me. He has been acting weird so I went through his phone and, sure enough, my gut was right. We have a baby and I've been raising his kids. He's wack as hell for that. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, imagine getting involved with a guy that makes it pretty obvious he likes you, acts likes he’s single, to eventually find out yourself, months after being with him, that he indeed has a wife and kids. So you ask him about it and he deadass says, "Well you never asked.” Okay lol, stupid me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
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Top comments
BeforeItWasCool 12
What an asshole
DocBastard 40
Your best revenge will be to tell his wife. That way she can take his kids away. There is NO worse punishment than that. Sounds a bit harsh? No. This guy ****** around on his family. There's no excuse for that. Ever.
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Comments (156)
Catlvr12 10
Oh boy. Maybe you should be doing background checks? Good luck with the next one, OP. :/
swankmrpancake 8
If you normally do background checks on people how many times has this type of thing happened to you?
oreily12 23
Oh my
subwaysurfers 13
If she did a background check, people would be saying , "Bitches be crazy! What a crazy stalker girlfriend!" YOU CAN NEVER WIN
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Because you should normally trust your significant other. I'm sorry this happened to you OP, but don't let affect your outlook on other guys!
Futacy 30
If OP's date wants variety in his relationships, here's a thought, he shouldn't have gotten married. Yeah, I know there can be unexpected problems between him and his wife that arise during the marriage, then he should get a divorce instead of trying to flip between having two lovers, but it looks like the guy's wife is probably already onto the divorce thing.
Futacy 30
elena (#26) i think you misread
jovizzle 8
Girlfriend number twoooooo ***Pleasure P Voice***
verkaderk 9
You are literally too stupid to insult...
rarrar321 3
15 yr olds...
Futacy 30
143- wrong comment
buca100 4
Good luck finding someone who will be cool with giving you a background check. What kind of psycho does a background check on evey single guy she ever considers going out with?
PinkieKeen 20
Not everyone online dates like you do, 1
BeforeItWasCool 12
What an asshole
biggestfan23 11
Guys these like give the good guys (like myself) a bad name
Aug1508 9
Like what's up with guys being douches lately?!
sens3sfailing 25
You only hear the bad stories. There are a lot of guys being great right now but there are a lot (but a lot less) guys cheating right now too. Guys are always being douches just like more guys are being faithful at the same exact moment. And the same goes for ladies who in fact cheat at a rate that isn't vary far below the rate of men cheating.
chatoyant_fml 12
Everyone'a a douche until you find someone who's truly worth the effort, no matter gender. Girls and guys are pretty much the same when it comes to this I would say.
BulldogHoops 14
There is no bigger asshole than the cheater with kids.
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Well... At least he isn't YOUR husband. Poor kids.
downtime 13
65, Hitler never had kids...
bRower 3
99, I understand the point you're trying to make, but it's a terrible one.
BulldogHoops 14
99- I was obviously not being literal, mass genocide is far worse than cheating. I'm talking in a general, everyday sense rather than a "dark spot in World History" sense. Your comment was completely irrelevant and a little bit douchy.
Lucia_Malpense 14
It sucks to be the one being cheated with more than being the one being cheated on.
ohcheriecherie 20
Wat
BeforeItWasCool 12
Not necessarily. OP may well have only been dating him for a couple of weeks, maybe longer. Imagine how painful it would be to find out the man you'd married, committed to for life, and had two children with was unfaithful. It's clear who has the worst end of the deal here.
Trix_Disorder 20
I kindly disagree as well.
musicluvr2000 11
18- you make a very good point, but it also hurts to know that that he (or she) is dating you while being "committed" to someone.
AlexM42 5
Sorry, but I completely disagree. The OP's (hopefully ex) boyfriend had children with his wife and has likely been with her for many years. While he obviously is not dedicated or faithful his wife has a lot more invested in their relationship than the OP. I'm sure that you can see where this would lead to more emotional attachment and therefore pain than a relatively brief affair.
Futacy 30
Why was 3 thumbed down? She makes a good point, but i don't really agree with her though.
awkward_gothlady 32
I don't know about that....it sucks either way, because either way you're being played.
downtime 13
93, Your comment was bad and you should feel bad.
beansprouts 6
It does suck to find out you are the one being cheated with, especially of you really had no idea. But a wife and kids definitely wins. At least OP didn't have kids or anything with that sleaze.
salamq 6
both are ****** up
BeforeItWasCool 12
Yes, 53, I imagine it's not a nice experience from either end. However, my comment was merely stating that the wife, and mother to his children had the worst end of the deal. Sure, it's unsettling to find a guy you've been dating is married, and a father, but nowhere near as bad as the wife if she were to find out.
crazyme777 0
Not. The girl moves on the wife is screwed
Brelywi 15
BULL SH*T!!!
Samandra 4
Reminds me of the "other family" on that one episode of Family Guy. Haha.
TBelle4Ever 15
American Dad did that too
Awahso 25
Didn't the Simpsons do it as well?
downtime 13
College Humor would be proud...
TBelle4Ever 15
Is the Family Guy one the episode where James Woods steals Peter's identity?
Samandra 4
I don't think so. It was like a short clip where Peter got mad at Lois and was like "I'm going to live with my other family!" and he took a plane and got dressed in a taxi and ended up being the mom of like two kids and had a husband.. I thought it was pretty funny.
tacojauns 45
It could have been worse,,,,
subwaysurfers 13
What's worse than the FML is your punctuation.
musicluvr2000 11
Am I the only one scratching me head at 51's comment?
RedPillSucks 33
She's Noor. Having ascended to FML heaven, she's allowed to have a couple of comment flubs
syley 5
Noor was making fun of 5's punctuation, didn't realize it was that hard to tell.
tacojauns 45
At least it's not my spelling?
Hed_Hunter 2
What a bastard... We need the Doc to come up with A nasty revenge plan!
epicskier 3
DOUBLE BIOTCH SLAP!!!
subwaysurfers 13
Funny how Doc's comment begins with, "Your best revenge will be to...."
zine_fml 5
I'd find his wife and tell her. I hate cheating people. Just stay single ha.
MelissaHope1986 8
Find his wife sleep with her and keep things even and fair.
Icejza_DaChilla 7
I like your style evil one.
gc327072 31
Watch out guys, we got an insanity wolf over here!
miz_kamakazi 11
Ouch!
vetgrl 2
I hope you didn't have sex with someone you barely know. (If you don't know he is married, you barely know him, these married guys have "imaginary friends" people you never meet as if you are hidden, and are signs you should investigate. So if you slept with him YDI, but if you weren't that serious FYL! It really just depends.
KommanderKush420 5
...........Umm, if OP knew her boyfriend was cheating on her in the first place, do you reeeaallllyy think that they still would have been going out?
glittercookies 12
When I was little, my mom got engaged and we lived as a family for years. Before they got married, it was then we found out he was already married with 2 kids. Some men are good at living double lives.
rainbowteehee 6
U don't make sense, the guy/dad is the bad guy in this fml he's the only hoe and ****.
klovely22 13
11- She deserved to be lied to and cheated on? No. You deserve to be smacked for your stupid comment. No one DESERVES that kind of treatment. It doesn't matter if she slept with him or not. He's a liar and a cheater. He is the bad guy, not OP.
awkward_gothlady 32
I think a lot of people really think they know someone and it turns out they don't. And some people are really good liars. It can happen to anyone, not just really naive people.
downtime 13
11, Wait so if you're in a relationship with someone and you don't sleep with them and it turns out they're married you're a victim but if you sleep with them you deserve it...? How is having sex the decider in this? Is your world perception so sex oriented that it is the point of reference for anything anyone does? I can see you saying something really stupid in future like "It sucks that your grandmother died, unless she had over 3 sex partners, then the filthy ***** deserved it", and then you'll learn the hard way why you're a dumbass.
meredith743 6
Don't you think he probably lied about being married? Why would OP just assuming he was lying. I would think if someone was looking to date me that they were single.
loserboii 11
Please explain how you found that out!