Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
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FrozenSoliid 0
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.
ybotx 0
Oh suck it up. Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.
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lala08 0
I agree with CoolChik...When it comes to signatures I dont pay to much attention to them so i get it. Theres been a couple times where i've paid attention to the signature like my little brother had his signature on his phone for that exact date and i told him he's stupid.
gazerock123 0
Wtf is this post? You became a couple IN THE FUTURE?
kellzbellz 0
I dont see what the big deal is about him having a video game release date as his signature. My current text sig has "Jan 2010" for the new KH game, because I love that series. It just means he's excited.
Chunchunchun 3
Wow, all the guys saying COD is better than her? You HONESTLY think COD>Pussy? You should be ashamed of yourselves, lads. Only the girls and gay men saying COD>pussy can justify their comment.
Mudkipzrule 4
What he said. :D
missnirvana_fml 0
Are you kidding me? You thought the date you two became a couple was 11/10/09. It's not even November yet. Either this is something you made up, pathetically, or you really are stupid. I can't believe that the mods on this website posted this. P.S. - I bet your boyfriend would rather sleep with a copy of CoD MW2 instead of you ;) FYL.
muserule99 0
Dude chill out. She saw a date and assumed it would be when they got together and then realised it wasn't. She's a girl... they think like that. Plus it's obviously a tongue in cheek FML. Wow. COD MW2!!
ayashe 2
FYL for having a video game obsessed bf, and FYL for posting in on here with all the other video game idiots.
GriefBacon 0
You can't begrudge a man his video games. Best thing to do is start enjoying them yourself and get good at playing them. That's what I did and now my husband and I have a really fun hobby to do together, and we never fight about it because I don't bitch at him like a harpy about how he spends too much time playing video games.
raeofsunshinexox 0
Wow, the ignorance of some people on this site never seems to fail me. Who said she made a big deal out of it? Did she mention throwing a temper tantrum or breaking up with her boyfriend because of the situation? Hell, did she even mention saying anything to him about it? No. Was I one of the few people who picked up on the sarcasm in her post? I doubt she believes that 11/10/09 is actually the date they got together because she quickly realized that it was the release date for whatever. Oh my gosh, she glanced at a date and thought it was something different! She must be a moron, because no one ever makes mistakes in reading. And like someone else mentioned, video games are not better than sex. If my boyfriend was to "lose his shit" because a video game was released, I would have to seriously reconsider our relationship because that is just weird for anyone who is no longer in high school, or a total gamer nerd--in which case, it's still weird.
Jorgwalther 0
Posting on a website saying youe life is f---ed because of it automatically constitutes making a big deal about it. If it were a non-issue it wouldn't be worth posting.
Cait1129 1
She posted it to FML.com, a story where people talk about getting cheated on, robbed, publically humilated, and critically injured. She's complaining that a date in her boyfriend's text message isn't their anniversary. Yes, she deserves to be mocked.
rockstarK9 0
It's not always about you, YDI.
thisseemsfishy 1
Hahaha I know exactly that feeling. My man is the same :P Good news is...apparently MW2 has a lot of negatives for the PC gamers, bad news is, that doesn't prevent him from continuing to play MW1. ;) Whatever makes him happy though :P