Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
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FrozenSoliid 0
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.
ybotx 0
Oh suck it up. Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.
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laurr_rawrs 0
you deserve it for being dumb. the date you started going out? that date hasn't even happened yet. if he was even going to do that, he would've put 08 or whatever year it was. not 09. FAIL.
theMIGHTYduck 0
...reallly jeane. really.
Intoxicunt 6
*Thinks* Ok this one confused me a little. I guess you are saying you misread it as a different month or year. Jesus, I had to read this like 4 times. XD Edit: Person below me, yeah I think she just misread it. Like she read too fast or something. I wondered the same thing though. I was like, wtf?
emilyclifford 0
You really must not be that smart if you think that the anniversary of you two getting together is in the future. No wonder your boyfriend prefers video games over you, you can't even figure out what day it is.
LMFAO_fail 0
I literally got an account just to reply to your stupid bullshit. She's the stupid one? No. Fail. YOU really must not be that smart if you think that she thought that. Here's the deal. She read the date, 11/10/09, and thought to herself "Aw, how cute, that's our one year anniversary from when we started dating!" Now, I'll admit her grammar is a little confusing but saying "had become" makes it past tense. Also, yes acutally the anniversary of her getting together with her boyfriend IS in the future.
Silverill 0
2 bad you just picked the wrong day to date him.
lacho95 4
wow. what an fmylife. He put call of duty release instead of the date you too became a couple... suck it up, people have A LOT worse problems then that
BeeSkwaird 0
Example: people who can't spell
Icephoenix231 0
Why would you not know your anniversary date, or that 11/10/09 hasn't even happened yet...
Jonathan33 0
it's not even November yet...r u retarded?
davidomke 0
i thought that to.... how could you start going out in 11/09 when its only 10/09..... btw MW2 will be amazing
greendog32 0
lol
Nometet 0
YDI for doing the date the American way.... no wonder you were confused. Unless you were thinking it was the 11th of October, in which case the date would be right.
Intoxicunt 6
OP is American...hence she does things the American way. Get over it. Sheesh, and people say WE think we're the only country in the world. Plus, I don't think she was confused over the two different ways to write the date. Obviously she just glanced at it and assumed it was one date, then looked more closely.
Teh4thmusketteer 0
I thought that at first, but few people write the date that way unless they're in a european language class like french etc. Btw, funfact! 10/11 is my birthday! Whoot lolz not that you guys care
LeoV_fml 0
Lol