Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
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Top comments
FrozenSoliid 0
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.
ybotx 0
Oh suck it up. Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.
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Comments (338)
LegndNikko 0
You expect his life to revolve around you?: Ok, he's excited about a game. He's not going to make every detail of his life about you. Just because of that, Modern Warfare 2 is more important.
LolSarcasm 14
Get over it, you can't just expect everything he does to revolve around you. YDI for thinking you deserve more, especially when you take something that trivial so seriously. Don't make a big deal about something so small and meaningless. It makes you look like a bitch.
Fresh2death2021 0
Boom headshot!!!!
debsbabyy 1
It really isn't that surprising, I mean I'm counting down the days to the call of duty game too, I think everybody is hahaha so I wouldn't really call this a FML statement.
debsbabyy 1
and to thisseemsfishy... nobody plays COD on the PC LMAO... we're all waiting so we can play it on XBOX live :)
MathcoreBilly 4
That was the day of my girlfriend and my one year anniversary.
TheLetterZero 7
Am I missing something? She thinks 11/10/09 is the date they "had" become a couple, but it's really the day that CoD game "comes" out. That makes no sense. Also, CoD sucks.
Fenny 0
Why the **** do you care what date he has in his signature? Get over yourself if you think only you should matter to him.
niggamankillem 0
Wtf 11/10/09 hasnt happend so yall couldnt have became a couple on that day dumbazz
ben26_fml 0
YDI for not understanding the importance of this game....and also for thinking that was the date you two became a couple in THE FUTURE