Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
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FrozenSoliid 0
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.
ybotx 0
Oh suck it up. Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.
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boatkicker 5
Okay, so here's the deal. Two people care about your anniversary. You and him. Thousands of people care about when Modern Warfare 2 comes out. If his signature had been your anniversary, people would have been like "wtf i dont care" but with the game they're like "hell yeah!" If he (or anyone) wants to broadcast something, he might as well broadcast something other people will care about. :)
jazzmancarron 11
YDI, you get mad at him for knowing the release date of a video game, but i bet you know the release date of every chick flick known to man. give the guy a break, and get over it.
boatkicker 5
She also knew it was the date of the video game. It's not that he knew it, it's that he thought it was more important. She's over reacting anyways, and still deserves it, but at least get it right next time.
abrasive_punk 0
Not an FML. You suck for not knowing when your anniversary is, or for knowing that your boyfriend is going to freak the **** out when Modern Warfare 2 comes out.
Buffel 0
Correction: that's the date when people will bend over and calmly accept the way Activision is trying to shaft the gaming industry with their corrupt business practices.
TooMuchXbox 0
To OP, yea, CoD wins, sorry. My GF knows this and understands, she's going to her friend's house. to number 100, you wouldn't care if you played console :P
Jorgwalther 0
YDI twofold: 1) for not realizing the date was in the future. 2) for whining because your boyfriend acted in a manner that was not you-centric. And for good measure lets summarize by combining said reasons. YDI for being so self-centered that you see a date in some form of association with you boyfriend and youre pre-conceived notions that it must be about you are so strong that you overlook that the date hasn't occured yet. I'm hoping you aren't actually mad about this and it was intended to be a comedic FML, the "oo I got burned" type, not the woe-is-me type.
Ridyn 0
Are you sucking serious? Go kill yourself you dumb bitch. it's obviously not November, and how does this qualify for FML?!
CoolChik 5
I think the way you said this FML, you weren't all bitchy and mad, just more of a *roll your eyes* sort of deal. Which makes most of the people on here bitching at your for acting "self-centered" idiots. Also, I think you just glanced at the date and that was your immediate thought, which isn't unheard of because you see that ALL THE TIME on Myspace, text signatures, Facebook, blah, blah, blah. If you see a date by someone's name, and you know they are in a relationship, you know what the date is for. So I don't think you were being stupid because the date hadn't happened yet. It wouldn't be crazy for him to know it and have it on there. My boyfriend knows how long we've been together by the day, which I think is kinda sweet and funny, so it wouldn't be clingy if your boyfriend had that either. Anyway, overall, I see you having the attitude here where you saw something that may have been, realized you were wrong, and kinda have a laugh about it accompanied with a roll of your eyes or something. I don't think you are acting self-centered or bitchy at all. And contrary to popular belief on here (who mostly seem to have nothing going on in their life by video games, just goes to show how lame they are), I'm sure your boyfriend thinks you are more important than some dumb video game, he is just excited for it's release. FYL
Pointy130 0
MW2 FTW! how it this a bad thing fou you?
deaditegirl 0
YDI for expecting your boyfriend's every thought to revolve around you. Also, for dating someone who uses text message signatures.