Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
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FrozenSoliid 0
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.
ybotx 0
Oh suck it up. Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.
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MrsJJ 0
Lighten up. It doesn't have to be about you all the time.
Grangoire 0
Get over it & yourself. This was not his mistake, it was YOURS. So I suggest you don't blame him for it with your bitchy scarcastic "I love you too". The world dosen't revolve around you, so don't expect everything to be pertaining to, or even slightly about yourself. So unless your goal is to become a crazy cat-lady, don't blame him (or any other boyfriend you are lucky enough to snag) for YOUR mistakes. Blunt? Sure, but it's the truth. Tshüss!
flylikemusic 0
Yes... FYL for thinking your boyfriend's text sig should be about you. "Love you too"?? Don't be such an attention-seeking bitch.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
wat. I'd choose my girlfriend over any video game, any day.
noshitsherlock 0
You're an idiot. WHO GIVES A ****? Get over it. It's really not a big deal, oh but to you it is because you're so selfish and needy.
were_giraffe 2
Wait... The date you "became" a couple will *always* be a date in the past. (Unless you're a time-traveler) That means you got the date you became a couple wrong too. Which means you can't hold this against him, cos you screwed up the date too.
Intoxicunt 6
Either 1-she glanced and misread it, then realized she had it wrong, or 2-she meant their upcoming anniversary would be on that date. I'm assuming it's the first one, because if it wasn't a mistake but just a coinciding date, she would never realize that it's instead the game release date.
Insert_Wit_Here 0
I agreed with everyone else until I thought of something. Their anniversary (1 year, 2 years, 1 month, whatever, we don't know) could be on the exact same day as the release of MW2. Not an FML, but at least this way it's easier to see how she might have been disappointed.
bosshaug 0
I ********** to that date Yes modern warfare 2 is way better than anything you could do for him Ydi for being upset with him
knad 0
Unless you're reading that date as they do in Australia (the 11th of October) or overlooked the year, then you must be a bit confused. Let him be excited for something else. Not everything has to revolve around you. No reason this is an FML.
playfuldesk 0
Soap gives me a hard on. I heard he was captain soap in mw2
LilaBear 2
There are some lame people out there. You think the fact your BF is looking forward to COD means your life is F'ed? Grow up. I'd find that hilarious if my husband had a computer game release date in his email/ phone signature.