Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my daughter out driving to practice for her road test. I told her to make a left into a parking lot. She missed the 30-foot wide entrance, but not the two-foot wide tree. FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I watched as the teenage neighbor girl tried to parallel-park between me and my wife's cars. She was doing pretty well until she backed into mine, got scared, hit the accelerator and ran into my wife's. FML
Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML
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Druu 53
And that's when you reply, "**** getting you a driver's license."
\ 28
That, my friend, is a fine example of "YOLO." Or more accurately, of natural selection.
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subwaysurfers 13
Well I hope whoever was in the green car is okay :O
thejimler 9
They're probably fine, except for the 'having a green car' part.
Infamous_Tora 12
I guess she thought the green car would just stop entirely just to let her pass. Or she thought the car would phase thru the green car Or she thought your car would reach mach 1 in time to just pass the car before the complete merge
fylx100 19
Or maybe she didn't think.
whoracle_fml 12
Green means go
Zimmington 21
Actually green means "proceed with caution."
BlissfulLiss 18
@69 same difference.
Lil_Red777 21
No it doesn't green means go and yellow means slow down. If the light is blinking you proceed with caution.
2Choo 1
You're kidding, right? Green meaning "proceed with caution" is absolutely right. If you're stopped at a red light and it turns green, but there's someone who's blatantly going to run the red in the opposite direction, are you going to hit the gas because "green means go"? No. You're gonna wait for him to pass because you're being cautious. If you just blindly went with "green means go" in all situations, you'd probably be dead.
CammyGal 26
Green is not a creative color.
Mads_1234 28
Let's all think CREATIVELY!
SomeRandomGuy15 18
*crashes car* Now let's all agree to never be creative again!
dvc13 8
Is she blonde? If so explains a lot
erin37 27
Wow. Maybe not ready to drive then?
htownpostman 16
How did she hit it if she was in front and didn't let it pass?
teratryte 4
Merging, not passing.
chanellgymnast 17
Why is it always green cars?
TruthBeTold9605 8
Just another woman driver in training.
Neta 16
And that's why in Israel we have driving instructors by law, and special cars that they use with double controls. :)
UO88 10
The US has the same thing, but it's for taking the actual driving test. Once we get a written test permit, we are allowed to drive with someone over the age of 21 in the passenger seat. This is so that you can learn how to actually drive, before you take the test.
r83839 22
To clarify: We don't have special cars during the actual driving test. We have driving instructors with special cars with whom we must drive 3 times with a permit before we get our license. But other than those 3 times you're driving with an instructor in a special car, yes, you're supposed to be driving your own car with an adult in the passenger seat before you get your license. It's scary.