Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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coolguyattack 0
Brilliant. I'd laugh more if he didn't even notice you until after you hit the car.
tasha_caliente 0
wat happens to both eyes on the road
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Comments (39)
coolguyattack 0
Brilliant. I'd laugh more if he didn't even notice you until after you hit the car.
christa953 12
good one 3
daaaniel 0
#6 dw, not immature in the slightest.
TaterSalad187 5
lmao 6, well i must be immature too because i found that funny :]
blindyblonde13 0
hahah well i guess im immature too:D in 7th grade my teacher was discussing factory workers (back in the day) and she sed "the girls had to suck it and make it straight" i was the only one laughing and the kid next to me turns and says "you are SO immature" and i was like "wtf how can you not laugh" hahahahahah good timees(:
TurboTalon 0
The guy taught you to drive around cones in a parking lot.....
lonerftl 3
Waving while driving should be ban, just like cell phones.
blindyblonde13 0
@18- lmfao i wouldve laughed right there with ya!! hahaha
teresa_009 0
lol @6 I must be immature too...
NatDancer2010 0
haha he must have been proud lol
blindyblonde13 0
@35- arent we all? haha
fmylolreally 0
35 is hot
christa953 12
true story
hawxfighter_fml 0
Today, my driving student showed me how much I'm teaching in class. she rear-ended a car. FML
iFacade 5
lolll nicely done.
MagnaV30 0
Paying attention whilst driving fail
suzzette_fml 0
haha nice. now that's funny!!!
youthink_fml 0
Some people shouldn't be allowed to drive. You're one of them.
FYLDeep 26
Did you signal your intentions beforehand? Maybe you can still get partial credit.
lettertjes 0
How do you signal your intention of rear-ending a car?
FreshSalad 1
You yell, "WATCH OUT CAR I'M COMING FOR YOU"
lettertjes 0
- "Well well, what did you think you were doing?" * "What do you mean, officer?" - "You rear-ended the car in front of you!" * "Yes, but I signaled my intentions first." - "Oooh... I didn't notice. Go along then. So sorry to stop you. Try to scream louder next time."
onyx735 0
no, it makes it seem like you're an idiot INTENCIONALLY rather than just an idiot...which is actually the case
LilAfo 4
hahah epic excuse :b
dingo353 0
Same thing happened to me , except I drove off the end of a cliff and was hurtling towards my death but a sparrow flew over and grabbed the car with it's talons and safely landed the car on the ground.
Neon_Radikal 0
thank god for the birds that decide to fly around us, I knew there was a good reason as to why they pester us so much. good thing your okay!
tasha_caliente 0
wat happens to both eyes on the road
blackllama 0
lmao it's ironic.
jgilez 0
don't you think