Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my daughter out driving to practice for her road test. I told her to make a left into a parking lot. She missed the 30-foot wide entrance, but not the two-foot wide tree. FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I watched as the teenage neighbor girl tried to parallel-park between me and my wife's cars. She was doing pretty well until she backed into mine, got scared, hit the accelerator and ran into my wife's. FML
Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML
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Druu 53
And that's when you reply, "**** getting you a driver's license."
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That, my friend, is a fine example of "YOLO." Or more accurately, of natural selection.
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Comments (101)
ohSNAPyall 27
Nice road rage, kid.
Smoldering 15
Does she play Grand Theft Auto at all? Because if so there may be a connection....... Or is it just general stupidity and selfishness ?
JaSM7 4
I just find this hilarious.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
DO NOT buy her a car or any form of transportation. She's too much of a dangerous/psycho driver to be trusted on the road, so the last thing she needs is her own car to drive around. How could she not know what would happen if she didn't let the car in? Just...ugh.
srogue74 5
that's when you tell her, she can and will get a car, but only if she can pay for it, and to find someone else to help her get her license.
joea21 21
Your daughter is an idiot.
pengin 13
Oh jeez what an ignoramus... I hope you don't condone her behavior by helping her get her license or a car. Kid like that should get used to public transportation or using a bike. Seriously, someone with that crazy mindset will not get over it quickly and just put others in danger. It IS amazing she didn't seem to think this would happen-- maybe she really doesn't understand reality?
life_sucks225 13
Apparantly your daughter is dumb as hell and doesn't deserve to drive with those kinds of thoughts towards other cars/drivers
SNUBL 4
YDI for letting your daughter drive on the highway without a license.
baref00tmama 15
How the hell else is she supposed to learn highway driving? From a manual? OP; your daughter is clearly much too immature for driving lessons. Take away the permit and make her wait at least six months.
cynically 19
Your daughter is a bitch and dumb, sorry not sorry.