Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
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patrikus13 0
lmao, just tell him it's a good thing he loves his dog, cuz that's the only place he'll be getting any for a while
sparda4355 0
You two will inevitably break up... his dog will still be there by his side while you're talking crap about him to all of your friends (and probably most of his friends) and posting blogs about him on myspace ridiculing the size of his penis and sexual skills! Dog 1 You 0
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Comments (124)
oohbeads 0
if it makes you feel any better my boyfriend of a year still won't tell me he loves me. he even went as far as to tell me that i didn't love him even after i told him that i did. fml
gb_chrs 2
dump the insecure guy?
razbery_nerd 4
Uhh.. Whyyy are you still together then..?
brodizzle 0
#11, why the **** is he still your boyfriend
couragewolf9001 0
#11 Sounds like a personal problem. Stop stealing the OP's thunder.
jadeddream 0
Ouch. But at least you'll outlive his dog. Dog 1 You 10
pariah411 0
Maybe you shouldn't date a douchebag. YDI
hahaha6 0
#9 ftw
YoUr_ObSeSsIoN 0
haha thats ****** up xDD
claiireee1 0
too*
monkeyz0r 0
that sucks :( im trying to work up the confidence to tell my bf i love him and this reminds me why i'm too scared
greasy_broad 0
#7, that's hilarious. As for the OP, who cares? $10 says you're 16 and have been dating for 2 weeks.
123sploosh 0
why does she have to be 16 to be dating for 2 weeks? everyone EVERYONE has dated for 2 weeks at one point .even old fat men like you