Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Starved
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, as I watched my male and female dogs frolic, play, and lick each other, it occurred to me there's more love and romance between them than I have ever had in my whole damned life. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Woof
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
Top comments
Thinkitthrough 23
And they called it puppy love.
Saraj07 18
No person can match the loyalty of a dog.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (129)
nevastar85 6
first
Thinkitthrough 23
And they called it puppy love.
Kyle1dc 17
They are man's best friend.... oh wait.
JMichael 26
Dogs will always show more love than a human does. We're just strange complicated creatures.
ChaCerCam 14
this isn't an FML...
Futacy 30
Exactly. OP should be more upset if her boyfriend looked at her with more love in her eyes than her own boyfriend.
mallu86 9
#100, you had me go back and read the FML one more time. Maybe you should do it too. Multiple times.
brivielle 15
The dog is blackmailing your boyfriend.
abdel959 5
awesome pic #31, mc ftw!!!
Futacy 30
Sorry, I meant to say "OP should be more worried if her boyfriend looked at her with more love in his eyes than her own dog." How embarrassing.
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
How cute. :)
XBurytheCastleX 25
Dogs are great that way.
Soviet_American 29
Dogs are the only animals that can love you more than themselves.
Saraj07 18
No person can match the loyalty of a dog.
Nordrag 26
Dogs > Humans. always.
StacheeMcGee 2
#18 You kinda sound like someone you'd find In a mental hospital
Nordrag 26
And you sound like someone who won't be breathing much longer >:)
swaggalikethat 22
Run 27, RUN! Just drop everything and run if you value your life. He knows where you live so get the hell outta there!!
schhichick 14
Except for Westley when it comes to Buttercup
shay_serendipity 29
Well, 27, it's safe to assume you're not a dog person.
XxDevilxXGt 26
Only because they rely on you to keep the surviving. Once you stop, they will turn on you or lose loyalty. :)
more4me 27
#27 clearly never had a dog.
laden_swallow09 35
53- You're thinking of cats.
bbpgrs 7
How the hell do you measure the amount of love in an eye?
Morning_fml 22
#6, it was a metaphor, relax.
nlm92 15
It was a metaphor yes but #6 was pointing out that you can't tell how much someone loves you by the look in their eyes. Sometimes it may be a good indicator but the proof is in their actions and acts of appreciation. We might know it's usually a metaphor but many people, possibly including OP, take a literal interpretation of it.
Saraj07 18
Eyes are the windows to a one's soul.
AlphaOmega0106 18
Has the dog been with you longer then the boyfriend?
boobear19883 19
I hate to be that person but it's than not then.
mr_t_07 10
Where is number one ?
XBurytheCastleX 25
It got moderated
rldostie 19
Don't worry--most dogs are like that. It's unconditional love. There's nothing like a love between person and dog.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Of course your dog does, that's what happens when you date someone who's blind.