Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
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patrikus13 0
lmao, just tell him it's a good thing he loves his dog, cuz that's the only place he'll be getting any for a while
sparda4355 0
You two will inevitably break up... his dog will still be there by his side while you're talking crap about him to all of your friends (and probably most of his friends) and posting blogs about him on myspace ridiculing the size of his penis and sexual skills! Dog 1 You 0
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Comments (124)
SARCASTiC_BiTCH 0
UR BOYFRIEND COULD HAVE PLAYED IT OFF, & KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT! ASSH0LE!
24788 7
lol, he should of just been nice instead of owning you.
XXnidocivXX 0
AWE, it's okay i love you
purplegirl1818 0
hmm maybe if you knew the difference between to and too someone would love you...
CurdledMilk 0
I don't get it..? I love my dog more than I love any of my siblings. Or friends or anyone I've ever dated. A dog is always there for you; people come and go. And, anyway, aren't you happy he told the truth instead of lying about saying "I love you"?
babygizmo89 0
LMAO the funny thing is - something like this actually happened to me... lmao before i started dating my ex fiancee, we were on the phone one night, and he was flipping through a magazing telling me about what kinds of things were in there;; knives, guns, ammo && stuff like that. i wasn't really interested...and so i started playing with my kitten....and kept saying "I love you..." He didn't realize i was talking to my cat lol and said "I love you too..." haha he felt pretty stupid afterwards...
MrFail_fml 0
OH HAHAHAHA BURN
summzer 0
ouchh, that mustv been embarrasing. did he ever say he loved you eventually?
PrettyVal 0
#11. You're stupid for keeping him as your boyfriend. And yeah it IS 'too' not 'to' but ANYWAY, it's not that big a deal, people love their pets. Laugh it off.
PrettyVal 0
#11, YDI for keeping him your boyfriend. And yeah it IS 'too' not 'to' but beyond that, whatever, people love their pets. It happens. How long have you been together? And it doesn't necessarily mean he doesn't love you, he was just at that moment talking to the dog. So what?