Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML
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CAT47LOVE 19
everyone loves the pussy
wondermoose 28
Well at least you have the cat...
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Comments (30)
CAT47LOVE 19
everyone loves the pussy
GlennGuagmire 20
Would u like me to express my pussy loving to u?
fitnessgram 19
no thanks #7
Dan198630 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I would be more understanding if it were a dog you were confessing your love to, but cats are assholes incapable of love!!!
nix1993 41
You're an asshole. My cat loves everyone, including the decorative stone hedgehogs in the garden.
7722 2
#11, You dont realise it yet, but you are a piece of SHIT and your cat ******* HATES you. Now GO CHOKE on a hairball catlady
EoinDonnelly 13
Damn you seem mad? why can't you love both ?
MamaChey 24
Hey 7722- you are definitely the biggest D-Bag piece of shit troller I've ever seen on the FML site. Why don't you go get a job so you can finally move out of you Mommy's basement?
fitnessgram 19
Yikes, you people are all so salty. All animals are amazing, ok!
mikbrooke 25
my cat loves everybody, too. he'll even follow me around the house to keep loving me.
wondermoose 28
Well at least you have the cat...
tounces7 28
And not just any Cat. A cat that actually knows how to use Skype.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Not just use Skype, use Skype to get that other human out of her life so that they can have more time together.
acerredrum 23
I replied to the wrong post, ignore this.
GlennGuagmire 20
We all believe u. Ur boyfriend is the only one having an issue believing u
RichardPencil 32
Cats don't understand verbal expressions of love. Give the cat a dead mouse to express your true love meaningfully.
fishinpink 20
omg that was ******* funny *dead mouse* lofl hahahahahaaaaa but just so we're clear, cars know love
cootiequeen4444 11
actually, I don't think cars do...
demideity 13
You better keep your meowth shut next time.
fishinpink 20
super troopers!
Ashael 5
We usually talk to an animal the same way we talk to babies : either you're really weird and were really passionnate, or your boyfriend is a moron.
lonewolf3400 10
How is he a moron? I can see how he would think it's someone else she talking to so shut up and let her work it out with her boyfriend if he won't listen to reason then go ahead call him a moron then
tounces7 28
Because if she was talking to her cat the way people typically speak to animals, it should be pretty obvious she wasn't speaking to a lover.
acerredrum 23
I speak to both cats and babies the same way I talk to anyone else, 'baby talk' is stupid.
DJRy 13
Kind of seems like he's looking for a reason to leave. Or doesn't trust you, etc.
7722 2
Dont lie bitch, you are TOTALLY ******* your cat!!
nitemastr15 17
Well, at least you'll always have your cat.