Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, I was woken up ungodly early by my dad, who didn't give me even 5 seconds to wake up before barking orders at me to clean the septic tank screen, because it was clogged, but he needed to go to work. Conveniently, he'd already had a shower and "didn't notice" the gurgling toilet until he was done. FML
Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I discovered my new step-dad has a rule about the shower. After three minutes, he turns the water off at the source. I had to beg him to turn it back on whilst covered in shampoo suds, and the only way I could get him to give me another minute was to forfeit my phone for the week. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Freezing cold sludge? He obviously had that in the freezer waiting for you and had been planning this for a long time. This will require revenge of epic proportions. If your revenge doesn't involve prostitutes, the mafia, and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, I'll be very disappointed.
Jeremy_162 6
Your dad is evil.
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Comments (190)
nickharbut 6
I'm sorry but your dad is a dick and has Way Too much time on his hands
mccaincracker 6
Go roll around on his bed or jump in his car
ninjuh_wingman 29
That sucks but its so damn funny.
lizard399 0
That's just odd.. I would be pissed.
ChloeG_fml 9
Sounds like a fun dad!:)
banzainutslap 0
Your pretty sexy girl
desireev 18
I've heard and seen really mean things that parents do... But that's just cold! FYL for sure OP!
Lunantic 6
Emphasis on the "cold".
banzainutslap 0
Hey its better than hot sludge. One time i was in the shower and my dad poured a bucket of poop over and threatened to set one on fire and throw it in if i didnt start taking out the trash
hilary56 0
That's a bitch move! Do it to him :)
fishface517 10
Yes, because OP would LOVE to their father in the shower before throwing sludge or anything at him. It would be much better to seek a revenge where OP does not see their father naked in the shower.
hilary56 0
Ok so that means OPs dad saw OP naked too!?! I just thought OP could throw it over the shower and then OP wouldn't have to see the dad naked :p
ChloeG_fml 9
Sounds like a fun dad!:)
nemo88 8
How does she deserve it !??????!!!!!
micahsmommy 13
OP is a he.
nemo88 8
Sorry, how does HE deserve it
micahsmommy 13
He showered without paying the water bill. OP just left out the details to make himself look like the victim....
doglover569 0
Now you know what you must do... Revenge!! ;)