Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
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Top comments
MrFuzzles 5
Lock the door maybe?
swishaa218 5
My parents do that all the time... We have a clear glass door, too.
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Comments (197)
krysxkatastrophe 14
So take a crap when she's in the shower. Ask her about the local sports team, make an awkward pause when you know you're going to have a loud one, and then make a comment about the weather.
PYLrulz 17
Turnabout IS fair play.
rebelliousshroom 12
Get a door key. If she lacks that much respect for your privacy, it probably won't help to tell her that her behaviour is unacceptable..
MrSassypants 34
Then when you finally start having a decent conversation and you have become used to it so it is less awkward, she tells you to shut up because she needs "full concentration on this one".
heyitslexx 3
Lock the door? I can't even imagine how awkward that would be
texasmari88 1
We do this all the time in my family.
tilda_0182 4
Ya same here
speshlk37 13
Maybe she just wanted to shoot the shit...
xzxMickaelxzx 0
thats a stinky situato ion
aalover98 5
My mom does that all the time . You get used to it ..
minnymouse20 13
My mom does that to me too, and so does my brother -.-
kumar1995 4
something they invented call door knob? heard about it?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#56 - That was to most ******* retarded comment I've read for this FML. What does a door knob have anything to do with this?? Go read previous comments before making an idiotic one of your own!
thatoneguy79 10
56) Would you be referring to the round object affixed to most doors approx 36" (0.95 m) from the bottom of the door that, when turned by her hand, allows OP's mother to open the door? Yes, I do believe I have. And your point?
j_cat187 20
Nope