Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no longer afford my apartment. I decided to take a nap and when I woke up I overheard my Mom telling my Aunt that she used to be so proud of me and wonders when I became such a loser. Burn. FML
Today, I have no choice but to move back in with my mom and her husband, who are still married even though he's responsible for the house fire that killed my two younger brothers in 2013. FML
Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML
Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML
Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
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Top comments
mk58 31
Your parents didn't want you to move out so they hired an arsonist, basically, me.
saIty 17
Sorry, I tried to tell Bob not to play with lighters.
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Comments (109)
sjpcutie 0
aww sorry that sucks!
EvilPotato 15
Would it be YOU OP? ya I'm right, I win a cupcake.
NoWaySick 0
*Troll Face* Forever a Thorne!!!
hockey199813 5
I know but what would ultra lord do?
a_nutritionist 10
how does that suck? losing your apparent complex is a good thing to most people. where im from, we call these so called 'rejects' psychologists.
BagleHead 6
Did you at least try to pee on the fire?
hott15 0
That's really sad Op :( I hope you got some of your stuff out?
zombicidal 11
who doesn't love to burn things down It sucks that you have to live with your parents though
Brandi_Faith 34
As much as that sucks, at least you have a home and parents that love you, to go back to!
theuns 8
does anyone else get the idea that he hated living by himself and wanted to move back so he burnt the building down as an excuse? that's the first thing that comes to my mind
DoubleDose 0
I believe it's apartment complex
jake1632 9
Today, some weirdo kid came into the complex I was running. Less than a day later he manages to burn down the whole building. Guess who the blame was put on.
shooterbuddy 8
That's a Fu(#er
saIty 17
Sorry, I tried to tell Bob not to play with lighters.
bball234 6
is Bob his dad? because he seems like the most likely culprit.
NomOnShroomz 14
I'm sorry uncle salty. It wasn't my fault, the voices told me to. Please don't put me back in the cage.
griffin2020 4
Nope, Bob's your uncle.... Lol.
tomahawkgaming57 0
Haha, funny
UrLyfSuxx 0
Everyone who lives there ?
Jdimp 1
I bet it was his parents
itsalanis 25
ouch, what luck... i hope things work out soon.
shazza26 1
That sucks ball sack ;(
mk58 31
Your parents didn't want you to move out so they hired an arsonist, basically, me.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I'm sure OP's face mimiced your picture exactly when he saw his new burned down apartment.
Soloman212 28
I'm sure OP's face mimiced your picture exactly when he saw your comment and realized it was true.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
3 - Don't worry, I bet the volcano insurance OP bought will cover fire damage.
CraneTG 0
Dont be surprised to see they transformed your room into a small spa for them as soon as you left
danishbagel 3
Or a naked room.
StopDropNRoll 11
Y not a naked spa room?
RaineLee 5
Go home to mama.