Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
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Top comments
MrFuzzles 5
Lock the door maybe?
swishaa218 5
My parents do that all the time... We have a clear glass door, too.
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Comments (197)
Androidz 0
I think I would just start crying. If that ever happened to me I might throw soap at her
staymintyfresh 13
Something like this happened to me, I was showering at a friends house and her uncle came in and peed...sooo awkward, the door didn't lock.
olpally 33
I hope you stay away from that friend's house... Lol, eeek :/
broim13calm_down 8
atleast he didn't start masturbating.
lunchladyliz 2
182- don't know wherher to thumb up or thumb down your comment..
perdix 31
Well, if she just shat there in silence, that would just be rude. If the OP is a dude, I hope the mom wasn't making ... small talk.
superguy101 0
What if it was less akward
seeb49 7
Then it would've been less awkward.
1happymummy 14
My entire family do this, I dont even live there anymore but when I come to visit, its like I never left! Ahh privacy!
pexy_fml 16
What did u guys talk about
Ashley1722 3
Well that's a shitty situation....
TheFamilyElf 17
I was surprised this comment didn't show up sooner. Hmm.
redreynard 14
Who among us doesn't wax philosophical while taking a dump? Pay attention, OP, you could learn something.
sweetmama88 6
My mother does that to me always , best way to talk to. You , that way you can't escape from her !
Unbweavable 17
You should walk in on her with some of your friends & ask her a load of random questions
penguino530 1
Thats a horrible idea his friends his poor poor friends