Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
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MrFuzzles 5
Lock the door maybe?
swishaa218 5
My parents do that all the time... We have a clear glass door, too.
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Comments (197)
Soloman212 28
I facepalmed so hard I got a nosebleed.
paigie97 0
Same -.-
reddudeover 2
Your mom is trolling you... with her ass.
nicopasselebac2 0
Ask her to speak louder and make grunting noises pretending to **********. Ask her to not stop talking. Be just a tat aggressive when you ask her to keep talking... She should soon stop.
kayeyem 9
As the mother of a toddler, I have to say: it's payback. Op probably never let her use the bathroom in peace as a kid...so what's a little potty talk now?
photoquilty 6
I agree! My second took his first steps in the bathroom while I was on the toilet.
KBear3109 29
I hear you! Once you have kids, bathroom privacy is right out the window. Well, all privacy I suppose...
loveistwisted 10
My mom does the same thing -_-
Il_Maestro 6
5- Let's try something new. Each time you read an FML, please refrain from posting a comment so as not to deduct IQ points from the FML community at large.
photoquilty 6
How did it smell?
Ckrius 7
FYL OP, I understand completely only difference between you and I is my girlfriends mom does that to me when I stay there! Its so awkward but she says as long as she doesn't see me naked its fine. Haha guess I should be flattered she says she only does that to her children.
nicopasselebac2 0
********** in her face and tell her to be flattered because you only do that to the person you love the most: her daughter.
xNephilim 19
That kind of depends on when the other one took the dump. For some reason that I can't explain scientifically, the smell tends to "go down the drain". So if your mom came in at the beginning of the shower and you kept showering for like ten minutes, you should be fine smell-wise.