Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment when my nose started bleeding. I didn't know at first, so I blew my nose and an inhuman amount of blood sprayed out the side of the tissue all over my desk, the wall, and the student's paper. It looked like a murder scene. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
Today, at the register, I got a spontaneous nose bleed. The lady behind the counter apparently didn't do well with blood. Her face turned white, she passed out and fell with her head on the counter. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, after days of nasal congestion, I stifled a sneeze. It went out my nose, blowing out a massive spray of green gunk, streaked with blood. This happened at a meeting, splattering the table in front of me with green bloody mucus. The other attendees looked horrified and one ran to vomit. FML
Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I had the longest, bloodiest, bloody nose ever when I was at work. I got blood on a few materials as I was running to the restroom. I work in a food factory, so everything had to be sanitized and thrown out. Now management wants me to pay for everything we had to throw out. FML
Today, I had a meeting at work with my board of directors for a potential promotion. When one of them told a joke, I politely let out an amused snort. Then, I noticed my director's white shirt and tie covered in red splatter. I nose bled all over the director of my company. FML
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wesleyc2110 22
The student is supposed to put there blood sweat and tears into there work, not you
ScratchCatPower 32
Yikes! I'm sure your student will understand. Just make sure to clean up the area very well. Blood is a biohazard!
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Comments (30)
ScratchCatPower 32
Yikes! I'm sure your student will understand. Just make sure to clean up the area very well. Blood is a biohazard!
maharb01 17
I've heard of bleeding all over a paper, but you really took it to the next level!
DrafteeSelf 24
What a bloody situation ...sorry i had to
krazy789 28
did someone threaten you if you didn't?
TigranPet 24
How does that even make sense?
PePziNL 20
What a bloody aweful comment m8
wesleyc2110 22
The student is supposed to put there blood sweat and tears into there work, not you
False_Stupidity 42
*their both times...
MamaChey 24
Thank you Captain Grammar. That's the best response you could come up with?
davidpropert 32
That's the only response that's needed
emeraldarcher74 30
You need to put some blood, sweat, and tears into your grammar.
TheNewGuy03 29
You have redefined the phrase "blood work"
Mathalamus 25
they all look like a horrific murder scene. :P
RememberSchlitz 9
Please tell me that you teach PSY 300 and that you left the blood on the desk and wall to study the student's reactions when they come in with questions.
kuffis 11
Nose bleeding - now that's a novel excuse after getting caught in the act. What was your motive for killing the student?
buckdharma 38
That paper has A+ all over it.
SleepyPharma 21
I applaud you, very clever!
wishy95 6
You just made my day lol
Soniarita 18
Just say you were decorating for friday the 13th lol. But on a serious note that sucks hope the cleaning up wasnt too difficult