Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
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Top comments
MrFuzzles 5
Lock the door maybe?
swishaa218 5
My parents do that all the time... We have a clear glass door, too.
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Comments (197)
Doogy700 5
OP, what's your gender?
ImLala 4
This happens to me all the time #MexicanProblems
BaconBoy75 2
Single bathroom houses make it hard to live with others.
DanielleinDC 34
Is locking the door an option?
hateevryone 15
You should lock the door when you're taking a shower.
fenixtorador1 11
You lose that sense of awkwardness once you're in the military, when you gotta go, you gotta go. You don't care who's around
chenny2013 10
Get over it. My mom does that to me all the time. No biggy.
SoultheWolf 19
If there is only one bathroom in the house there should be no reason why this is awkward. If someone has to go they ahve to go, I had to deal with this for the first 13 years of my life, before we moved into a house with two bathrooms. Grow up, someone isn't going to hold back a natural bodily function just to make something less awkward for you. Besides, you didn't have to respond to your mother while she was on the toilet, you could've just let her ramble and pretend not to hear it.
Il_Maestro 6
Oops, haven't quite got the hang of this have you...
girlspoop789 2
Hold on.....girls poop? You ******** me?