Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go pee. While in the bathroom, I felt something move inside my shirt but just ignored it, thinking it was my shirt brushing on something. Something moved again. I ripped my shirt off to reveal a massive cockroach inside my shirt. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, some girls followed me into the girls room at school. Once I got into the stall, one snuck up on me from the next stall over and grabbed my arms. The others grabbed and took my pants and panties, which were around my ankles. They ran off and left me in there for hours, bottomless. I never got my clothes back. FML
Today, I was abruptly woken by a scratching at my butthole that felt like a spider with a million legs. I've never leapt out of bed so fast. When my partner shined a light on the bed, we discovered it was a cockroach. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Must be one ghetto-ass school.
karmaslave 5
Were you wearing them?
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Comments (116)
karmaslave 5
Were you wearing them?
ajohnson2318 0
sounds like you're a nasty girl....I mean crabs, herpes, those are semi popular. but you went all out and got roaches...gross.
bigbadtim 7
4- If you are goine to do something, might as well give it your all.
flyersfan365 0
is this the same band where the person couldn't get in last night?
Carlie_McCartney 1
I wondered that too...probably not...:P
kaileighbutt 0
get it roaches, you look good!
DeesFMLs 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww but lolss
marinus_fml 20
YDI for wearing skinny-jeans
zoocity13 5
like
iRyanJr 0
She's a girl? If it was a guy, then it's a different story. Girls in skinny jeans looook hot!
KiddNYC1O 22
not every girl can pull-off skinny jeans and I think it looks stupid at the ankles. IMO
omgiitsme03 0
shutt uppp
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I think skinny jeans only look stupid if you're too overweight, or wear the wrong shoes. Sneakers? Ick. (Yes, even Chucks.) Boots, strappy heels, or ballet flats? Yes please.
Spastastic 6
I...I wear chucks with skinny jeans... D:
katgurl 13
I think skinny jeans looks stupid at the ankles if the girl is wearing fat shoes.. The look of skinny legs and giant feet remind me of those creepy Bratz toys.. Now, skinny jeans and any length boots (with a heel, none of that stupid Ugg business..) or just sexy heels.. ;D
overthelimit 3
tall uggs actually look good with skinny jeans, its the short ones that bother me. sneakers look fugly with skinnies too, unless theyre chucks :D
noname5067 0
ehh I think skinny jeans shouldn't have been invented. get a girl a pair of good low cut/boot cut jeans she'll look sexy. skinny jeans make the but look weird too
leasha12111 0
I hate when really fat girls wear skinny jeans.
crazycornn 0
I knew I'd see some rediculous comment about skinny jeans xD god you people are stupid xDDDDDD
iRyanJr 0
#71 Put clothes on, there's children on this website.
login6437 0
#71 Go work out more before you post a pic on the Internet. My grandma has better abs than you.
goldhighways 0
LOL
stellamasr 7
yeah, fashionguru right there! lol
manbizzle 1
OMG not skinny jeans! What ever would you have done had they been boot cut instead?
caester9 0
I wear skinnies with skater shoes and it looks fine. I'm not overweight or underweight either.
Darkfiremat_fml 0
lol atleast you didn't bring any at home XD
catatonicsleep 17
i'm thinking that she was half way through putting them on when she realised... not actually wearing them, because if they were full of roaches you would notice before they were fully pulled up, I doubt they were on and fastened when she noticed...
Filitov 0
Or she could have been just about to put them on when the lights were flipped on: it's rather hard to tell. This FML rather leaves us in the dark when it comes to details. EDIT: This might be a re-post. Sorry if it is. It appears my other comment was eaten by the comment bug.
Person1233 13
Just roll with it, don't you want some ****?
sj913 0
if that was me I'd never wear those jeans again!
RedPillSucks 33
She's at school. How's she suppose to get home pantless? I suppose she'd have an easy time getting a ride, but I doubt she'd make it home alive.
iRyanJr 0
I'd give her a ride home! :D
martialart1st18 19
That's what OP gets for dressing like a *****.
FaberDriveLuv 5
Oh damn...I can only immagine how terrified you must have been.
FYLDeep 26
Must be one ghetto-ass school.
flashback.miss 28
haha 9 :) and 8 .. yea.. bugs are..... well theyre sneaky... :) and OP... OO'''''' just how hairy are your legs??? did yuou have any crumbs of food stuck in the hairs? Roach buffet!!! XD nah j/l but how didnt you feelthem crawling on your leg.. or were you just kinda zoned out? were they dead and just hkinda stuck/squished on your leg? ewwwww EDIT: you said on your skinny jeans.. you werent wearing them.. sorry. bout that. but yeah... imagine them having a feces plopping on your jeans... wash em, burn them... give em away.... how did the others react?
FTWisRIGHT 0
Wash 'em, burn 'em, give 'em away. In that order... ;3
EricErection69 0
ew boil them
heynow00wellthen 0
I would've screamed. Roaches are nasty.
MrKrumps 5
ha
romanceaser 0
oh, so you still managed to sneak in after all!!! good job!!! (a reference to the fml about the band geek who came late to the game)
Jordvt 3
I was thinking the same thing haha :)
Waffle817 0
you said what was on my mind lol