Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to a local band’s show. She didn’t want to dance with me, and after the show she got the lead singer’s number and planned to hang out the next day. We’re both 24, this kid just turned 19. She told me she was only into men her age or older. FML
Today, I had my first date with a cute older guy. What started as a perfect night ended in tears when we ran into my mom at the drugstore while he was buying us beer and condoms. She gave him a verbal lashing of a lifetime and told him my real age, 17. I'd told him I was 22. FML
Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML
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fisheatsbear 6
he can just go turn in his penis and his man card in now
ghostwitch1863 0
finished with what? or was that an excuse to get away from you? sounds suspect to me.
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Comments (173)
lemony_fml 0
looooool
craigkid 2
WTF! I call gay.... not that there is anything wrong with that but gay none the less
RedTriceratops 0
Or OP could be ugly as ****. Or the guy could have a problem with premature ejaculation. I know you said "no offense", but the offense is still there. Think before you speak.
strandedinalimo 0
Maybe he really likes you gosh! You were probably his first kiss then you went crazy on him.
mfmylifesrsly 30
he either a) has morals b) couldn't get a hard on or c) thinks your a bad kisser
BadPinkKitty07 0
OR... maybe he felt like like he was drowning . or just the opposite, maybe he felt like he was swallowing sandpaper. so since we don't know the entire story, I think it's fair to say FYL and YDI.
bihero 0
wats the different between makin out at 16 and 25?
f_your_life_09 0
@37: the OP said "making out like a 16 year old at prom" what did u do at prom.... the OP didn't say there was a difference. they meant they were making out a lot.
DGross 8
I just ate a grape... but nothing happenned
blitzen123 0
I agree with mfmylifesrsly.
TheRipper_fml 0
The OP is obviously took the word "finished" to mean the boy ejaculated, but it could just mean he didn't want to continue for whatever reason.
Resquall 0
WAIT. Hold on. if you were making out with a sixteen year old at a high school prom, how is he 23 and how are you 25?
o0XMzMayX0o 0
haha 85
TheRipper_fml 0
Hahahaha 85 fails miserably.
xxrogerthatxx 19
@85, I was thinking the same thing until I read the comments.
xxrogerthatxx 19
@85, I was thinking the same thing until I read the comments.
shadaboo2014 0
lol I reread it 3 times til I got it haha
Resquall 0
Ah. A concealed ninja simile. Thank you, pendatic.
dozzerboy 0
rofl!!!! nice!
inuyashagirl 0
hahaha 64 when Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense..... nothing happened
iankennedy17 0
you're a total babe! ;)
mfmylifesrsly 30
I love when ppl reply to a comment with many comments saying 'your 'hott'' when they don't say WHO is...
Gumblebum100 0
haha I half relate to 85 because I saw they said LIKE a sixteen year old but I though they were 23 and 25 and at a highschool prom and I was confused and thought they either got like held back a lot or snuck in or something
crazycornn 0
haha 64
craigkid 2
@13 if they were making out, than she was not " ugly as ****". Btw no women is " ugly as ****. " There is nothing wrong with being gay if who the OP talks of is. She should concider this if she is in a relationship with him. It would seem the the guy all the sudden got ... nervous so he bailed. that's my reasoning. Your an class A jerk -craigkid
morfoodpleezz 0
mfmylifesrlsy ur really stunningly beautiful!
pwincessa23 1
Cougar!!!! lol
Dr_Pwn 0
OPEN MAH WINDOW AND A BREEZE ROLLS IN
kjhowse 0
ur hot
jayhv 0
wow. u guys are stupid. when he's finished that means he already had his ******
mattyskool 0
nice comment!
RKftw 0
oh hey a breeze just rolled in an- GZDDFzgDjDFkFkYzuzizhG omg
Kureeziineko 3
yea, there is totally something wrong with that. why in hell would you assume that a guy who stops kissing a girl is gay? I don't assume every girl that isn't attracted to me is a lesbian.
Danielt104 6
Maybe he jizzed in his pants. XD
thatonek1d 0
its possible. some guys **** from holding hands
pen_island21 0
lol I'm probly the only person who got that
nullfactor 0
Your age! Sorry, couldn't resist... I'm 36 (yeah... I'm old) and my wife and I still make out like 16-year-olds. I hope we still do when we're in our 80s, but... well... I just don't want to picture that, right now *shudder*.
Apparently 0
You're*
Joey7361 0
lol indeed
beepelati 5
maybe he's just not that into you, OP!
MrHankey0123 0
maybe he's a damn gay
crimson46 0
that sucks
afatmonkey 0
mabey his dick was in his mouth, and you be
afatmonkey 0
blowing him.
ghostwitch1863 0
finished with what? or was that an excuse to get away from you? sounds suspect to me.
mydiclovesu2 0
it's called suspicious
Silentknight 0
suspicious things are suspect to suspicion. it's not an uncommon phrase.
Otto12 0
@ghostwitch a little bit niave, aren't we now?
shadaboo2014 0
lol to all yall hahaha
farsidee 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So ? Who cares. Bad Fml
twistedavalon06 0
I agree with 5. bad fml.
jdub28 0
Has that happened to you #5? sucks that her guy friend doesn't have enough stamina to make it to the next level. On the other hand, maybe OP is just that amazing with her make out skills. Either way, sucks for OP. the guy is NOT a keeper.
kitzukitten715 0
it's definately possible... I'm almost 25 and I've had similar experiences... fml
ICantThinkOfANam_fml 0
9th
fisheatsbear 6
he can just go turn in his penis and his man card in now
cgysoccerfreak 0
I think your both fags
shadaboo2014 0
@pendatic lolerrrz agreed
waNgEmsauCe 0
haha pendatic.... you win
paper_tigers 0
YDI for being a crap ass kisser. Give blowies instead. That would have said love better than some make out session...