Today, I was at the laundromat doing laundry with my mom when the guy running the place asked if we were "together". I thought this was just because of Covid and social distancing, but it turns out he thought my mom was my wife. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
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xxlk4xx 6
one time someone asked mt dad if I was his gf lol, super awkward 😂
Chazzster 32
One Christmas season a few years back I was visiting my mom and we went antiquing. The antique mall had a restaurant and we ate there. The server thought we were married. Mom liked that assumption (that she was closer to my age). My mom married very young and I was born a year later when she was 17 (I am the first born child). Mom was in pretty good shape for her age, so the apparent age difference was a bit less. So it was an understandable mistake. OP, don’t read to much into the assumption than your mom might have been your wife. It’s not that uncommon for older couples to have a decade or more age difference. Sometimes the wife is younger, sometimes older...
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Chazzster 32
One Christmas season a few years back I was visiting my mom and we went antiquing. The antique mall had a restaurant and we ate there. The server thought we were married. Mom liked that assumption (that she was closer to my age). My mom married very young and I was born a year later when she was 17 (I am the first born child). Mom was in pretty good shape for her age, so the apparent age difference was a bit less. So it was an understandable mistake. OP, don’t read to much into the assumption than your mom might have been your wife. It’s not that uncommon for older couples to have a decade or more age difference. Sometimes the wife is younger, sometimes older...
xxlk4xx 6
one time someone asked mt dad if I was his gf lol, super awkward 😂
RichardPencil 32
MILF Alert! Either that or you look like a loser who couldn't do any better.