Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
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Top comments
StarWolf111 21
It's things like that, that make me not want to use public bathrooms.
PrincessPesa 20
Come on girl, don't you know by now to check out the TP situation before you squat? Things like this are why my ass clenches up like a steel trap in most public restrooms. Even when I pee, I perch. Okay, sharing time's over... OP, ask your next-stall neighbor for help next time perhaps? Pee-ople can be such dicks (sorry, I had to!)
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Comments (74)
NAAMxLOOS 11
See, that's why you always check the toilet paper first.
brackaman 18
Sorry to get off topic, but is that your gibson sg? I always liked their weight and shape but never heard them plugged in live. Are they good? Also fyl op.
perdix 31
Ah, the poor man's version of the Freshy Fresh.
bananatrees 4
Some people do weird things -_- where is the amusement in that? What's worse, is when people pee on the seat - how do women manage this?? I get if it was a man, but women?
shiarrael 13
That happens when women "hover" instead of sitting down. And then they don't clean up their mess, perpetuating the "hovering" because no one wants to touch someone else's pee, even to clean it up. I don't use public bathrooms unless it's absolutely necessary, but not because I think the employees don't clean them. It's because other customers don't KEEP them clean... and I don't care for the minimal privacy either.
brackaman 18
Or when random ******** dudes go into the womens bathroom.
ShyAnn29 15
I also hate when people look in at you through the little space between the door and the wall
BrotherTheo 31
Ya Always Always ALWAYS Secure the perimeter, make sure you're secure, check supplies, area is clean etc. before you start your business. Always.
TheYamBagga 5
Trying to figure out how someone would've peed on the toilet paper in a women's bathroom...unless some random dude walked in a started spraying everything down...hahaha awesome mental picture
doglover100 29
People are gross when they use public restrooms.
linkinpark98 24
Gross! How hard is it to sit down and piss in the toilet? Everytime I read something like this, I always picture some dumbass standing over the toilet with their pants not even properly pulled down.
Linara 0
Check every single thing before going in next time!!!
sunny_jatt98 5
Yolo
TheVelocirabbit 10
Here at FML, we don't use stupid sayings like YOLO.
linkinpark98 24
.....I want to back hand you.
cartooncharacter 9
Yolo.yolo.yolo!!! Bite me! Kiss my shiny metal arse!!!
brackaman 18
I'm assuming most ppl do know, and that the actual culprit could've been drunk, blind, or just generally wanting to be a jackass