Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
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Top comments
StarWolf111 21
It's things like that, that make me not want to use public bathrooms.
PrincessPesa 20
Come on girl, don't you know by now to check out the TP situation before you squat? Things like this are why my ass clenches up like a steel trap in most public restrooms. Even when I pee, I perch. Okay, sharing time's over... OP, ask your next-stall neighbor for help next time perhaps? Pee-ople can be such dicks (sorry, I had to!)
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Comments (74)
UMOISTBRO 0
Hmm.. Where can I pee BESIDES the toilet? Oh, yes. The toilet paper. Marvelous idea.
hinchkongfang 0
Yes. I am moist. Thankyou for asking.
thisismeFMLing 0
That's why I use my barehand to wipe my ass in public bathrooms. Or if I have a useless receipt, I use that too. I also take my sock off my foot, wipe my ass, then put it back on my foot. it's better than using toilet piss paper.
dead_insects 18
It's times like this that make me love humanity like a cold sore....
senor_awesome 14
In my experience, the tp is enclosed in a plastic case with an opening in the bottom so you can use it. At least thats how they are kept in men's restrooms anyway. In any case, fyl op.
ShyAnn29 15
Sometimes they're like that in the ladies room, but not always
Herculesninja27 5
Ewe haha atleast it's not white stuff ... If you know what I mean....
amcram 2
Mann you deserved that one who poops in public lol jk jk that shit cray who pees on tp who ever did that is a butthole
pfclunchbox005 1
I hate that shit
dsl1123 8
Before you plop your ass down on a public toilet it's ALWAYS a good idea to make sure you have everything you need to complete your mission. Otherwise you will wind up like Elaine in the Seinfeld episode where she had no toilet paper and the person in the next stall refused to give her even one square.
SimplyEerb 3
Public restrooms are usually disgusting. It's as if people immediately drop all home training, morals, and decency the second they're not required to clean up after themselves...
panda_burrito 2
Sadly, I know that feeling...