Today, I found a mouse stuck in a glue trap at work. I had to take it home to get it off with oil, and then I released it outside. Twenty minutes later, the cat returned it to me, dead. After that, the dogs dug it up where I buried it. Sorry, mouse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a mouse in my kitchen. Wanting to go about it the humane way, I captured the little guy and released it outside. I then watched as a stray cat in my yard noticed and brutally murdered it. No good deed… FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, I went to empty a mousetrap, only to discover that SOMETHING had eaten the dead mouse's brain and eyeballs. I reset the trap, only to find a half-dead mouse struggling to get out an hour later. My office is like its own tiny little horror movie. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
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redvibes23 14
At least you tried
mayaklast 12
You can ask your workplace to use humane mouse traps instead. They actually work better than the awful ones (I've only got the one for my house and always catch the mice who wander inside in 24 to 48h with it) and you can easily and safely free the mouse wherever with it.
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Comments (8)
BLVCK_DVDDY 7
Should’ve just put it out it’s misery, your lucky it didn’t bite you
BurnInDemonFire 39
Yo Alan my man! Get this dick outta here!
mayaklast 12
Maybe try to get over your fear of mice before going on a killing spree...
RichardPencil 32
Looks like the circle of life goes "round and round." You might just have a Ratt problem.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Are they still performing? I thought they gave up the showbiz Ratt race.
bloopaloop 27
Rats! I would have liked to see them live.
RichardPencil 32
They're doing great! Have you seen the Geico commercial?
BurnInDemonFire 39
I haven't watched anything that wasn't on Netflix or Amazon Prime Video in a long time.
redvibes23 14
At least you tried
bloopaloop 27
Why did you even try? They chew up wires and walls, smell bad and attract cockroaches when they die, and spread disease. There is a reason to get rid of them
John Nemeth 14
Fate “Am I a joke to you?”
mayaklast 12
You can ask your workplace to use humane mouse traps instead. They actually work better than the awful ones (I've only got the one for my house and always catch the mice who wander inside in 24 to 48h with it) and you can easily and safely free the mouse wherever with it.