Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
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Top comments
StarWolf111 21
It's things like that, that make me not want to use public bathrooms.
PrincessPesa 20
Come on girl, don't you know by now to check out the TP situation before you squat? Things like this are why my ass clenches up like a steel trap in most public restrooms. Even when I pee, I perch. Okay, sharing time's over... OP, ask your next-stall neighbor for help next time perhaps? Pee-ople can be such dicks (sorry, I had to!)
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Comments (74)
CeltHound 14
I would have picked it up with a thousand paper towels then take it to the manager, put it on his desk and tell him to hire a cleaner!
ILuv_toaster182 5
Someone needs to work on their aim. ALOT.
FlameFist 7
I wouldn't be weirded out so much if this was a guy, but this being a woman just make me want to puke. Aren't ladies' bathrooms supposed to be MORE sanitary than guys'?
herrnyberg 7
Then it's nice and moist!
omgwtf99 13
Which is why you make sure you carry tissues with you
willou35_fml 13
haha
crystalxa 35
very classy
_kristaaxo 24
since it was presumably a woman's bathroom, because OP is a woman, I doubt it was pee. it's just not realistic that a woman would contort herself into an uncomfortable position just so she can pee on the toilet paper...it was probably water from someone who washed their hands and didn't want to use the hand blow drier