Anonymous
United States
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Dating is hell
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Anonomous
Whitby, Canada
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
zevil
Peru
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Anonymous
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
mariah_1_11
United States
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Bremerton, United States
Trading places
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
well okay then
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Paranoid
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Sash
United Kingdom
Overenthusiastic
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Tick
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
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koopameat 0
Ugh.. why can't people just be honest with one another..
easwhitey 0
i guess shes saving the "i have to wash my hair" for next time.
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Comments (96)
an_villian 0
what a nig
DncrHap 9
hey, man. working out is way more important than dates. sex is great, but it's no fun if you run out of breath two seconds in.
Bobissmall 13
While your point is half valid, she stood him up. If it was a guy who did this all the girls would be saying "Wow he's a dick, dump him" ect ect
DncrHap 9
i think my wit went over your head.
Bobissmall 13
Most likely. When i first came to post here i expected to see people making excuses for the girl and therefore i suppose i over looked sarcasm and such things... Apologies.
Zitho 0
Bonissmall - 1 Feminist - 0
DeaDGoD14 0
Didn't Arnold say that working out felt better than sex, or he felt like he had an ****** when he worked out?
DncrHap 9
zitho: -7 girl with the razor sharp wit: 92 and no worries bobissmall. i understand. c:
rlipinsk 0
meh ive heard worse than that... at least she didnt tell you she couldnt come because god said its not meant to be, i
justbigbs 6
Its better to get a no at start, then let her suck your blood and money and then a no!
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Sounds like Patrick Bateman's excuse, "I had to return some videotapes.". Who knows, you could've dodged a serial murderer there, OP.
Zmeilerr 22
You should be more comfortable with yourself, before you share your feelings with someone else.
Judus_beej 0
I went on a date once to the gym. while i was there my date made another date while i was there with another guy. she ended up being a ho anyways lol. a hottie but a hoe is a hoe no matter how pretty.
El_patron 0
this doesn't make sense...
Judus_beej 0
my bad I worded it not the best.
kacielikewhoa 0
At least you know it.
underyourbreath 8
This is a clear cut "she's just not that into you" case. She's also very rude, so don't be too hung up over it.
Bawxy 0
The fact that she didn't even bother to use a half-decent excuse for you is the real FML here...
nightDREAMERms 6
There should be a "Who Cares?" button on this site. This is so not screwing your life over.
nightDREAMERms 6
Wow. FML. K you win. Have a nice life.