Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
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Top comments
JonBall 17
If she hasn't done so herself, I suggest the both of you dump his ass.
PennyLane27 32
Man.. he shoulda learned you keep your hoes in different area codes! [kidding, of course... I hope you BOTH dumped him!!]
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Comments (61)
JonBall 17
If she hasn't done so herself, I suggest the both of you dump his ass.
201chasew 22
Instead of dumping, she could try ederacinism.
JonBall 17
I think dumping is probably the best solution. Judging by your comments downvotes
incoherentrmblr 22
#35, or becoming a Mormon...
MrsDruidess 23
omg OP do you live in Denver? A distant relation of mine just got engaged to her boyfriend of 3 years knowing hes had someone on the side for months. We have been trying to tell her how stupid shes being but she wont listen. If its you I could use your help, help stop her from ruining her life! I honestly think he just wants a green card and will dump her once hes got what he wants.
PennyLane27 32
Man.. he shoulda learned you keep your hoes in different area codes! [kidding, of course... I hope you BOTH dumped him!!]
sayyestothedress 24
OP dump is sorry ass! I feel bad for you and the other girl! At least you only wasted 5 months! Poor girl wasted 3 years with that bastard!
james98e 15
Is his name John Tucker?
Marie54321 19
If it is, he must die
joanna1995 20
Atleast you found out before you got engaged as well. I'm sorry he's cheating though.
BasedComment 15
Better to know rather than never.
TommyG493 11
Better late than never, but never late is better
camthecannibal 6
Lol, they couldn't have got engaged if he already was.
Enslaved 38
But will he think it doesn't count as cheating because she's bisexual?
lexiieeex3 32
Wrong FML.
DestinyNiya 33
Don't know why they got thumbs down. We often make other FML references. Smh
Uglyfeet 23
Right, our social protocol allows that kind of cross-reference
devildog562 33
He's safe. There was a banana involved, therefore is innocent by proxy .
imjanty 10
Please tell me that both of you agreed to kick his nuts at that moment!!!
The_Appendix_ 13
I really hope he kicked them in the vag after that.
thatguynamedsky 32
#25 what? why?
ethan_unoxx 29
dump him. its a good thing you found out.
EmoNaruko13 0
Feel so bad for you but now making me wonder. Today is my 3 year Anniversart and I am engaged with my boyfriend. Is his name Michael Davis??
RoboCunnilingus 23
Possibly. Were you with op earlier waiting for your fiance to come out of work, where you guys simultaneously realized that he's been two timing the both of you? If not, I think you're safe.
helloimclaudia 30
Your profile says you're 17. I don't think you are actually engaged..
browneyed019 3
Ahhh, so pet peeve moment, but if you become engaged to your boyfriend he is then your fiancé not your boyfriend.
yzgu 9
Seriously?!? Engaged for 3 years? If first you practice to deceive . . . at least learn to do so convincingly.
britnie95 0
I think she meant that they were dating for 3 years and got engaged lol
keiNan_fml 35
you are better off without him
millagramssxe 24
Atleast you found out before the 3 year mark. he's a scumbag