Anonymous
United States
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Dating is hell
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Anonomous
Whitby, Canada
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
zevil
Peru
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Anonymous
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
mariah_1_11
United States
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Bremerton, United States
Trading places
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
well okay then
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Paranoid
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Sash
United Kingdom
Overenthusiastic
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Tick
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
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koopameat 0
Ugh.. why can't people just be honest with one another..
easwhitey 0
i guess shes saving the "i have to wash my hair" for next time.
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titenite88 0
You.....deserve a sammich, superman.
DeaDGoD14 0
Some chicks /can/ do math, we call them "witches"
kaelygirl28 0
"Hey, sorry.. I can't make our date tonight because I have to wash my arms..."
wombledn 0
omg. while I disagree and say that girls can do math ( as in they can add sperm + her egg. = a high child support note and a nice car ) women are great at figuring which variable they need to be to ruin a guts life while simultaneously ruining their life. but I still love women.
SuitsAreCool 0
You should've said "Yeah, you did and I'm glad you realized it yourself, I didn't want to be a jerk and point it out."
mpclaw 3
you are a lucky man. you don't need this women. move on. she did you a huge favor.
B1ACKR3IGN 3
too bad I prefer fat chicks. more cushion for the pushin
FML_cutiepie 0
Oh wow???!!!
elorenzo_fml 0
That's dedication. :)
bswole 1
hey nothin wrong with that its always my reason too at least you found a smart girl
KingOfTheBrocean 2
When a girls declines a date you should always use the Brad Pitt rule. If she gives you a typical excuse like, "sorry, I can't go because I have to work out", ask yourself "if brad pitt were to ask this girl on a date, would she give him the same excuse". If the answer is "no", move on, she just isn't into you. Same the money you were going to waste on her, get wasted and try to bring home a slampiece from the bar
alexFYL 11
I don't really think that rule is good to go by. If Brad Pitt asked me out on a date, I'd call off work to meet him. For a regular guy? No, he'd have to wait until I got off work.
KingOfTheBrocean 2
It's never steered me wrong