Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML
Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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howslife123 0
that's odd because every Friday night I call this desperate housewife and yesterday she ranted for two hours about how her husband still wears adult diapers
SeaChicken 0
Thats ehh pretty disturbing?
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Comments (85)
amh721 0
You're retarded.
myselfami 1
Yeah... Stalkers tend to listen pretty well. Well, unless you're telling them to leave you the hell alone. lol. I don't know how it is around other people's places but calling the cops wouldn't do jack for me when I had a stalker until he actually did something to try to harm me. Calling someone on the phone is not illegal (around here) unless you have a restraining/no contact order against the person. You should probably see what the laws are around your place for this just in case you feel like you may in danger. Also, you should probably work on your marital issues if you're so desperate for attention that you're talking to your stalker over the phone. Maybe its time for a divorce or at least some marriage counseling. You obviously aren't getting what you need from your relationship, so change it.
January8 5
That IS one of the saddest things I've heard. I'm sorry. You need to be proactive and reach out though. I'm sorry sweetheart. I know how hard loneliness can be to handle. It doesn't seem such a big deal until you're engulfed in it and everything is dark. I once reached out to someone that had harmed me because of this. You'll regret this and if not it will get worse. Be proactive and change you living. I've got faith in you.
domosumo 0
Very sound advice.
capilot 10
Meh. That's a scene from High Anxiety
Stupidpeopleanno 5
This FML reminds me of the girl I currently stalk...
terry19 0
FYL for marrying a twat.
dreamerman 0
Awwwwwwww - yes, most creeps just need a chance and a little attention! :-)
fromthesuck 8
god i'm so sick of these "i'm so pathetic posts". you're like this because you make these posts and sit around waiting for responses. you life isn't sad, you are.
fishface1 4
#80 the point of this site is to post things you need to let out that you're too embarassed to to tell your friends about. or something like that. cut her some slack. and get off ur high horse, ur not any better
BenjiBear 0
hahahahahahahahahahaha, that is almost disturbing.
browniie_fml 3
He probably knows where you live too - watch out !