Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML
Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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Top comments
howslife123 0
that's odd because every Friday night I call this desperate housewife and yesterday she ranted for two hours about how her husband still wears adult diapers
SeaChicken 0
Thats ehh pretty disturbing?
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Comments (85)
SeaChicken 0
Thats ehh pretty disturbing?
kofinater 3
He's a better listener than your husband because he was jacking off to the sound of your voice...
wendyyyy 0
very disturbing...
FarSide 23
Ok. message me your number!
dancingxthexmoon 0
0-0 what. don't you have friends? why the **** would you talk to some creeper..usually when people are lonely, they go to their friends to talk and spend the time.
Canuck13 12
That is one of the saddest things I've ever heard. Just don't start creeping your creeper or that will enter a whole new level of weirdness.
Lufferkinz 0
Maybe you two should hook up.
jess6blondie9 3
Nice blue waffle.
takeapieandrun 9
I agree
jewjewB 0
wow your desperate he could be a stalker
Sodahpop 0
duhh he is numb nuts
jazziness 12
why wouldn't u just talk to your husband?
missy1228 2
that's war I thought
DearlyBeloved20 3
Cause apparently the stalker is a better listener
Sorrows 5
Not totally creepy at all ..
yesiyes 0
nope
Doortje 30
There must've been other people you could've talked to. Why on earth would you go to such a creep? For all you know he could be dangerous. If you really felt that lonely you need help OP.
knowthyturtle 0
sometimes its nice to get to know ur stalker
Doortje 30
Is that your personal experience? Do you want to share it with us?
tylerjs12 0
ha rapist i bet
Brayden93 0
What if the creepy guy is her husband in disguise!
atomheartm_fml 0
Exactly what I was thinking, maybe it IS her husband!
AndelleRae 9
I thought the same thing, too.
howslife123 0
that's odd because every Friday night I call this desperate housewife and yesterday she ranted for two hours about how her husband still wears adult diapers
seximexi911 10
whoa I know there's someone else you can talk to. I'm pretty sure a few people on here will say " message me if you need someone to talk to..." but not if you keep talking to the creeper haha it kind of sends the wrong vibes
shannonreneee 11
Why would anyone offer to help her without knowing her? That's stupid logic and I doubt she would take advice from a person with the username "seximexi"...
nersa426 0
says the girl with ridiculous cleavage in her photo