Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends were showing me infomercials and laughing at how clumsy and stupid the people were. I could relate to every single one of them. FML
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I got buyer's remorse after buying a $2 bottle of pancake syrup. FML
Today, I woke up after taking a sleeping pill for the first time. I started in on a number of chores, including paying bills, when I noticed a new charge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bought $120 worth of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. FML
Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML
Today, I was trying to lower the volume on my TV, but nothing was happening. I got increasingly frustrated, smacking the remote and yelling at the screen. My brain finally woke up when I realized I was holding the air conditioning remote and had been turning my living room into a freezer instead. FML
Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML
Today, after beating myself up for being useless and not being able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
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Top comments
MattAttack12 10
Hey those things are pretty expensive these days
toxic_walrus 15
Everyone has their bad days
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Comments (46)
MattAttack12 10
Hey those things are pretty expensive these days
GDragonsSwag 21
Buy one creamed man and get another for FREE!
toxic_walrus 15
Everyone has their bad days
Jojohn0 23
... What do you do for fun?
singer0421 32
I'd say "What a shitty situation" but then you FMLers might force me to watch shitty infomercials at gunpoint, and we all know that's pure torture.
JBChristian 47
*puts gun to you* Watch the infomercials.
worldclassrager 41
That is for sure an all time rock bottom low...but not a YDI well in my opinion
Noremac42 8
If you buy something you don't need just because it's on sale, are you really saving money?
EduJav321 24
You know, they say it's 50% off, but then they get you with the shipping and handling
badluckalex 23
and bump up the price by 20%
False_Stupidity 42
And then within a couple of months you'll see the same sort of product in a cheap shop for much less than they are charging.
meganlovestea 15
At least you can afford it if you wanted it!
Enslaved 38
You creamed yourself after that? What would happen if you watched free ****?
juan3611 14
Og mudbone
dawood_k 27
Hope you bought it. Maybe than you can invite guests over to have juice....and not get into such sad situations