Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML
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fern559 13
he's probably going to write a fml as well saying he was given the wrong number by someone he thought he had a connection with
Lemou_fml 25
Next time, let him write an sms to himself from yours.
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Comments (13)
RichardPencil 32
When he tries that number and gets a random person, he'll probably flip you the middle digit.
fern559 13
he's probably going to write a fml as well saying he was given the wrong number by someone he thought he had a connection with
Lemou_fml 25
Next time, let him write an sms to himself from yours.
GrumpyGrinch 23
If you remember how exactly you mixed the numbers you may try to call the person and ask them nicely to give your number to the guy when he calls. No guarantee that the owner of the number will do as you ask, but worth trying.
species4872 20
It depends upon how keen he is, only 120 to 1000 combinations depending on whether any of the middle three digits was the right number but in the wrong place.
Moerighan 23
He's not gonna know it's the middle digits though is he?
Kalua 6
See, that's one thing that couldn't happen to me. a), I don't like bars etc so I'll probably never be asked for my number anyway, and b), I don't have it memorized and thus need to look it up when I give it to someone. At least something that'd be useful for.
Arashikage 18
Let me play you a song on the world smallest violin
Lalala579121 28
Congratulations. Would you like a medal?
imnotcleverenoughforthis 14
Go back to said bar and see if you run into him again. Maybe luck will be on your side.
Kelly Sengstock 11
Text the number you accidentally gave him, briefly explain and ask if they can please send him your way (the correct number) if he texts them. :)
PaulieXP 16
I've bever understood this. I thought it was common practice to dial the number once after it's been given to you to make sure you got it right. That way if there's a problem it can be fixed on the spot
wolf_wizard1134 9
change your number lol