Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
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DogsPaw 16
She should have called. =P
The_Troller 14
Why Must People Type Like This? I Always Read Each Word Like It's The Start Of A New Sentence. Does Anyone Else Do That?
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Comments (124)
Spicynipples 0
Smooth
THE_A_TEEN 28
Really? I though he was rough...
ttttttyyy 0
Derp da derp derp!
Sixers01 0
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number! So call me maybe? Sorry.. I just had to..
Marcella1016 32
Even smoother if he said something like "Hey...couldn't wait to see me again?" while cocking an eyebrow. How embarrassing lol
iiTsAJ 5
It would be really funny if someone else got his number...
LolFMLnot 10
You should've prentended as if you didn't sign it on purpose, just to see her again ;)
janetea 3
I'm too distracted by the user name spicynipples to think of a snarky reply.
mpfau797 0
Spicy nipples haha I love it. I got detention legit 3 days ago for asking a teacher her opinion on nipple rings
DogsPaw 16
She should have called. =P
SmoshFan6 0
Doesn't mean she won't call! ;)
tarabelle 7
Maybe she'll call you later(:
SkoomaKi 28
I hope so, what a story to tell the kids. The couple that got together over a signature. *wipes a tear* it's just so beautiful.
zachherbert 10
So kids, you want to know how I met your mother. So I walk into Hooters....
yellowpuppies 5
At least she came running after you
RawEndo 1
Lol she would of remember to call u for sure
KeyboardWarrior 10
Have
TXjuggalo972 6
Fail
Cad6 24
69 - have*. The H isn't capitalized. Let's go.
The_Hitdude 12
81-You forgot: *remembered *you I'll take you both on!
Cad6 24
And sure.* He/She forgot the full-stop after sure. Keep it coming.
The_Hitdude 12
94-Touché. You win this time....Cad6.... *Walks backward into shadows*
zack11742 7
Epic grammar war ends in victory for the flaming ace
Ugi 27
That's one way to be sure she remembers you!
ladyLALAA 29
Agreed, hopefully OP made a joke with her when he realized his mistake. Funny guys always get my heart!
Dante17 6
Maybe that does not evade the fact she'll call :p
ClassyCommando 13
Be sure to look up words before you use them, my friend.
SydMadrid 0
Maybe She Needed Your Name To Put It In Her Cell
The_Troller 14
Why Must People Type Like This? I Always Read Each Word Like It's The Start Of A New Sentence. Does Anyone Else Do That?
THE_A_TEEN 28
People Think It Makes Them Look Cool.
VoteForTaco 8
But It Doesn't.
evilplatypus 39
I find it interesting that you have the people who rite lyk dis cuz dey la-z and on the opposite end of the spectrum you have the people who Waste Their Time By Writing Like This. Do people not understand that spelling, grammar and syntax exist for a reason? They aren't just to annoy you in school.
DocBastard 40
Omg wuts rong w u ppl? If u cn underst& it wuts da prob? It isnt an essay! Ugh. That physically hurt me to type. Please kill me now.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
7- Maybe You Need To Stop Capitalizing Every Damn Word... Just a thought
Pure_Magic 4
BANG ! That was for you Doc.
The_Hitdude 12
67-Maybe you need to stop repeating things 3 people have already said. Just a thought.
hahafylop 4
Yo, Pure, you're going to need to do better than that. He's a doctor, he might be able to save himself.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
96- since when were people not allowed to say something someone else has mentioned? You must feel so cool right now. What a champ...
fernclogger 5
Damn there goes the whole looking like a cool guy thing for ya.
DocBastard 40
"Forgotten" to sign it. Suuuuure. Co-stanza!
Spectre529 12
Too distracted to rememerber to sign? Haha totally been there before ;)
Cappiej 18
Rememerber? Very odd.
Spectre529 12
Typo lol. Remember*
Cappiej 18
Don't worry, been there before ^^