Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
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Top comments
zach5 0
For the hell of it, call yourself. And call yourself a retard.
Linda_NH 0
Hopefully she'll call you.
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Comments (45)
iSmellNice 2
Ha ha. Sucks for you.
narks 0
LOL I agree with #1 bad luck, hopefully she calls you!
MrGlad 0
Meh, she still has your number, right? Unless the world just really hates you...
abatstone31 0
it does suck for him.. what your suppose to do when your that drunk, is let her write it down..
Kyothine 0
Wow.
Linda_NH 0
Hopefully she'll call you.
MaramaBreaksFace 0
That's what alcohol can do to you.
fatalkiss 0
ik right. hopefully you had your beer goggles on
fatalkiss 0
and she really wasn't that hot. in which case, no disappointment there
Rockey 3
What's worse is that you were probably raped.
dinosaursgorawr 0
lmao niceeeeeeee
Dboy23 0
Sweetness! Lmfao that sounds like something I'd do.
rafaelaugusto94 0
lmao
zach5 0
For the hell of it, call yourself. And call yourself a retard.
mylittlecrow 0
lmao XD
monsterhospital 0
hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhaha
livingdeath 0
This is why you should always get the girl to write down her number on your arm and wear it around for a while. Then your friends if any will know that you scored.