Today, I woke up to find my 8 year-old on my phone, reading explicit messages between my boyfriend and me. Apparently, having a password that is a jumble of random letters and numbers is too easy for her to guess. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, my two year-old opened one of my boyfriend's Snapchat messages. It was from a girl I've never heard of, with whom he has a 700+ day streak and is one of his top friends. The message said, "I wish?" FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, I found out my seven-year-old nephew has worked out my phone’s passcode, which admittedly is pretty basic. He also knows how to send texts. How did I find out? By receiving a reply to the message he sent my boss that said, “Your stinky, you suck, big boobie.” FML
Today, I finally password-protected my phone, to protect it from my friends' favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking my Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked for 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML
Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year old sister who was sending him nude pictures. FML
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RichardPencil 32
She didn't guess them. She obviously watched you type it in and copied you. Hopefully, the messages were disgusting enough to be their own punishment.
Marcella1016 32
Yep. Lots of people put in passwords in front of people ALL THE TIME without paying attention. I always intentionally look away to be polite but it happens in front of me a lot. Be more careful, get a privacy screen (anyone looking at the phone from the side won’t be able to see anything), and/or switch to fingerprint/Face ID. I don’t want to say YDI for underestimating the power of children’s nosiness, but....
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RichardPencil 32
She didn't guess them. She obviously watched you type it in and copied you. Hopefully, the messages were disgusting enough to be their own punishment.
Marcella1016 32
Yep. Lots of people put in passwords in front of people ALL THE TIME without paying attention. I always intentionally look away to be polite but it happens in front of me a lot. Be more careful, get a privacy screen (anyone looking at the phone from the side won’t be able to see anything), and/or switch to fingerprint/Face ID. I don’t want to say YDI for underestimating the power of children’s nosiness, but....
DevoutOccamist 12
You're all wrong. Is there any chance the child unlocked the phone by pointing at moms face? Keep working, though. You'll get your IQ out of double digits
IHaveThePower 18
A determined child can unlock a password very quickly. Might I recommend getting them started in hacking, coding, and other security training? Play your cards right and she might have a lucrative career as a security tech ahead of her...