Today, I was sitting in my old rusty truck in an empty parking lot, when some old lady parks beside me and opens her door, hitting my truck. Having a used up truck, I didn't mind. But you could tell that it made her mad, when she came back with the manager demanding that I pay for her paint job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML
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Zanquis 22
This is the moment when you just laugh in the womans face. Laugh until she gets frustrated, don't speak just laugh and take pictures.
bagadigi 15
Its going to be something i'll remember for the rest of my life. I got to get the parking lot surveillence cam footage which showed the manager i was parked alone in the spot and she just came and bang! so he asked me if i wanted to press charges for damages and honestly i guess im no steryotype of a true canadian cause i said "Nah fk it, i dont know if she'll survive till the court date" so yea :) everythings good guys its cool too see the support on FML lol
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Comments (36)
Exaspera 55
The paint would have only shown up on the edge of her door anyway. Your vehicle would have gotten the worst of it. What the hell was she thinking?!
Dan198630 12
Ide tell her to **** right off.
MulticoloredSlug 18
This is why I hate old people. They think the world owes them something.
manuwish 9
people like that will disappear ok.
anaclarke 15
People say teenagers have no respect and drive recklessly and as a teenager, some of my friends do drive unsafe. But yesterday I passed an old man talking on his phone, driving horribly without much of a care. Old people need to set examples of good drivers or have their license revoked. Make a choice
murph_fml 21
As a rusty truck owner, I feel your pain.
bagadigi 15
All is cleared up and you could say i easily "Won" this one
becca9985 34
All any investigator has to do is look at where the paint damage is on both vehicles to know she's lying. In fact, any rational human being can do that.
WalrusSweG 1
three words, ****. that. bitch.
ickyjuice 8
HAHAHA, it never ceases to amaze me what wonderful little worlds some people live in. You should be thanking god she's not your wife, or friend, or person you could possibly have to deal with ever again in the future. Can you imagine what it's like for people who's phone number she knows, there's probably another one snuffing themselves every other hour.