Today, I was sitting in my old rusty truck in an empty parking lot, when some old lady parks beside me and opens her door, hitting my truck. Having a used up truck, I didn't mind. But you could tell that it made her mad, when she came back with the manager demanding that I pay for her paint job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML
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Top comments
Zanquis 22
This is the moment when you just laugh in the womans face. Laugh until she gets frustrated, don't speak just laugh and take pictures.
bagadigi 15
Its going to be something i'll remember for the rest of my life. I got to get the parking lot surveillence cam footage which showed the manager i was parked alone in the spot and she just came and bang! so he asked me if i wanted to press charges for damages and honestly i guess im no steryotype of a true canadian cause i said "Nah fk it, i dont know if she'll survive till the court date" so yea :) everythings good guys its cool too see the support on FML lol
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Comments (36)
FunnnyGirrl 19
LOL, the nerve of some people!
Suffolk_yourself 8
That is ridiculous. Let us know how you get on OP, hopefully it'll be simple enough to deal with
Zanquis 22
This is the moment when you just laugh in the womans face. Laugh until she gets frustrated, don't speak just laugh and take pictures.
Savagephy 17
Unbelievable now you have a reason to get mad you should try to get her to pay for your paint job get your car looking good and make her regret parking next to you in an empty lot
Rabite 28
I wouldn't be surprised if she actually told the manager that she hit your truck and demanded the pay anyways.
GoddammitHoward 4
I'm starting to get tired of old people and their bullshit
species4872 20
You'll get there.
bagadigi 15
Its going to be something i'll remember for the rest of my life. I got to get the parking lot surveillence cam footage which showed the manager i was parked alone in the spot and she just came and bang! so he asked me if i wanted to press charges for damages and honestly i guess im no steryotype of a true canadian cause i said "Nah fk it, i dont know if she'll survive till the court date" so yea :) everythings good guys its cool too see the support on FML lol
Colon_Man 17
What kind of parking lot are we talking about, and why would a manager have any say in anything? Is this at McDonald's and the lady thinks the manager can solve all her problems because "the customer is always right"?
derpina72 23
You should have pressed charges OP, I hate when people lie and try and take someone else's hard earned money in the process.
Jay18 22
you're a savage op
interesting33 37
Tell me you won that battle
KingOfPandas 13
Who parks next to someone in an empty parking lot?
J352SAURUS 30
So... Is there like a gauge on the dash that tells you how used up your car is?
HalfLit 17
Yeah, it's called the mileage.