Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone" in a seductive tone. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
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Top comments
reetah 0
gorgeous guys generally know they're gorgeous, and tend to think they can be jerks. don't worry, a lot of men actually prefer smaller boobs! or you could stuff, whatever floats your boat. :P
Manda777 0
haha wow. what a jackass. and yea 3 thats usually true. it is so hard to find an extremely hott guy that isn't a total douche.
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Comments (153)
labellavita_fml 0
wow that guy is an asshole, maybe he should worry about himself and keep his rude thoughts to himself.
kdog_yeahcuh 0
haha shit. that sucks. dick ass.
xabuko 0
Damn that is fool!!!
PredyJessica 0
what a jerk! btw Bars: a girl to meet mr.perfect and for a guy looking to get laid, stay away from bars! ;0
finnaaas 0
I totally agree with #2. Hot guys usually know how hot they are, and tend to milk it. They tend to use their hotness as an excuse to be a total douchbag.
hitherestranger 0
ahhh what a jerk. i can't stand people like that. punch him in the face. he's ugly.
bipolarchipmunk 0
ah jesus people can't we all get along? what i said about the guy probably being gay was probably a little too stereotypical, but I meant NO HARM. i love gay people, and this just seems like something some gay guys might say. NO NEGATIVITY. i just worded it incorrectly.
Weabo_lotiso 0
Could have been worse. you could have been wearing a push-up.
love_jd13 0
So mean! Who asked him for his opinion, anyway? Don't listen to asses like that. You don't need to change anything... especially for a complete stranger! Love yourself just as you are. I'm sure you're lovely! :) All the best!
hawkloverr 0
push up bras are disgusting, #36 had to have been kidding, i have tiny ****, how come i can get laid?