Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone" in a seductive tone. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
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reetah 0
gorgeous guys generally know they're gorgeous, and tend to think they can be jerks. don't worry, a lot of men actually prefer smaller boobs! or you could stuff, whatever floats your boat. :P
Manda777 0
haha wow. what a jackass. and yea 3 thats usually true. it is so hard to find an extremely hott guy that isn't a total douche.
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Redic_EmmaRose 0
wow. what a dick.
palmtrees 1
#74 just get the **** off and stop trying to pick a fight. Every woman on here can list 2347293875 ways in which you're wrong, but that would honestly be a waste of all of our time.
harley1216 0
for everyone thats saying that #34 is either fat or should get a boob reductionbecause she's 13 and has D's, **** you. i'm now 16 and have had D's since i was 13. i'm not fat (34D and a size 6) and they fit my body. ur just jealous because your flat and are shaped like little boys!
ArtsySwag 0
#73- You said: Anyone who tells you they "Love you the way you are" Are telling you the biggest bunch of BULLSHIT a man can spew out of his mouth. They DON'T love you the way you are, there's ALWAYS more to do to improve yourself, and ALL women want attention. Just because there is room for improvement (which there always is because perfection doesn't exist) doesn't mean that a person can't "love you the way you are". You can definitely do that. It's like regardless, you wouldn't love them any more or any less if they decide to seek these "improvements" O_o.
palmtrees 1
#78 - I like how you're saying it's terrible for others to generalize about people with large boobs while you're generalizing about people who don't have large boobs. See the irony there? No? And shockingly enough, there is in fact a middle ground between a D cup and completely flat. And people, stop posting your bra sizes. No one cares.
reetah 0
WomboCombo, you've obviously been hurt before, and I'm genuinely sorry :[ but it's unfair that you take your personal experiences with a few rotten girls and stereotype and generalize about ALL women. there are some ladies out there, like me, who really DO look at a guy for who he is, not what he looks like or how much money he has. you just have to get lucky with who you meet. again, I'm sorry for you needing some serious help if you're really stating your true opinions. but please consider that, well, you're wrong.
Manda777 0
wow ok 73 and 36 r just fulla a ton of bullshit themselves. sure women want to be better, but that doesnt mean that we all want to be some slutty *****. and in fact, there really are men that love people "the way they are", or else around70 percent of married couples wouldnt be married. you have fun with your trophy wife, while real people get into a real relationship not based on just money and looks.
scottyz1 0
Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hands, skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors The whole night what we've got in store Whisper in my ear that 'I need a better bra' And I, Post.. an.. FML..
rafaelaugusto94 0
poetry? #85 well if you're a young woman and you need push-up bras.... well you wont get anything when you get old!
freudianego 0
I don't think that a guy would be eyeing you for thirty minutes because he needed some time to think up something nasty to you. Either you misread the signals, or he was doing it for a dare... or you just made up something because you were bored. Don't make things up just because you're bored.