Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Well, he's clearly a dick so I think you lucked out, actually.
abattior 18
What an ass. don't worry OP you are better off!
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Comments (40)
abattior 18
What an ass. don't worry OP you are better off!
TheViPeRisT 8
wow, such originality.
abattior 18
wasn't looking for one :)
T_Young96 13
His beer goggles hadn't fully kicked in, poor guy.
Vestin 18
Many compassion. Very clairvoyance. So backpatting. Wow.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Well, he's clearly a dick so I think you lucked out, actually.
til_niagaraxfall 10
I didnt mean to thumbs down ur comment!
mohamed_H 21
You didn't have to write that you know?
magickitten 26
Oh my! He could have been more polite.... But yeah - cliched response alert - you had a lucky escape from a man who sounds like a bit of a dick!
foxwasalamb 24
idk i think its okay he didn't find her attractive. just the way he handled it was immature
caleb_9756 14
Good from a far but far from good.
Dave_Davington 34
If you wanted to meet someone who's not a shallow asshole, then why'd you go to a club in the first place?
stargirl_95 24
She may not have been going there to meet people. She might just have wanted a fun night out and just happened to see a cute guy who she was interested in
Im2Shy 16
Most of us girls don't go to a club to meet guys, it's about getting together with our friends and simply dancing our asses off.
hippodankamus 22
What a prick.
ComoEsJuan 24
Clubs are filled with two kinds of people: women that want to get laid, and men that want to do the laying. That's it. Clubs are pointless headaches. You're better off trying an online dating site. At least then you can have an up-close picture of yourself...
Ichiya 29
There are 3 kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.
Brandi_Faith 34
9, I don't go to clubs ever, however I would disagree with your comment. All of my girl friends I know like to go as a group just to dance and have fun with each other, they aren't even interested in the men there.
pooldude 24
"oh shit! you looked like less of a dick from back there!"
DogeMan 14
This comment made me laugh
caleb_9756 14
#39, that's what the up vote button is for…
briang959 47
What a douche. Blow if off OP. He's clearly not a good person.
_kyleG_ 34
You should've responded with, "Damn! You seemed like you might actually be a decent human being from all the way over there!"
keiNan_fml 35
he looked cute from across the bar..