Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone" in a seductive tone. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
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Top comments
reetah 0
gorgeous guys generally know they're gorgeous, and tend to think they can be jerks. don't worry, a lot of men actually prefer smaller boobs! or you could stuff, whatever floats your boat. :P
Manda777 0
haha wow. what a jackass. and yea 3 thats usually true. it is so hard to find an extremely hott guy that isn't a total douche.
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Comments (153)
fcked 0
we're all shallow at times. if he wasnt good looking then you probably wouldnt be looking at him. small boobs was something that he was just not into. its ok. hes a jerk
AmberHall 2
To the OP if you have small breasts then be happy with yourself. I am a 32J on a size 8 body (American sizing) and what do you get? Back pain, jerks like WomboCombo thinking you are an sex object, you have to buy bras in plain colours, and buy all your clothes a size larger because otherwise they won't fit over the breasts, people don't notice your face, you hunch your shoulders to make yourself look smaller, and you wish that boob-reductions didn't leave scars. The guy was an arse pure and simple, anyone who feels the need to putdown someone else, is horribly insecure about themselves. Don't listen to him, you are fine as you are. After all a push-up bra can solve that problem, but there is no such thing as a personality transplant for him
fegd 0
This sounds so fake.
whatever6 0
okay i would have slapped him in the face if i were you...
The_Master 0
# 123...u wanna see a FAKE FML? check out #2168919. it was really fun blasting this guy. lmfao
babylove69_fml 0
wow whatta loser, don't listen to him.. he thinks hes so hot but his personality is ROTS. :) and won't get anywhere with gurls with that attitude of his
derriduh 0
what a creep! he obviously just gets off on putting people down. how pathetic is it when people's personalities can be reduced to stereotypes in books and movies?
lifeisgood530 0
#36 was probably the "gorgeous guy" sitting at the bar.
Sarasa01 0
WTF is with the comments suggesting a boob job or that the guy is right? I have big boobs and when I go to a bar there is always some guy saying the nastiest most horrible things to me (you can imagine about what). It really is awful and disrespectful, so it's not like they treat you any better. I'm not complaining about my boobs, I'm just saying, jerks are going to be jerks in spite of the circumstances, so don't pay attention to him, nor to the idiots here telling you to get a push up bra before even seeing you.
The_Master 0
wow WomboCombo...you must really wonder why no chick will let you put ur **** in her...