Today, I don't want to go to work because I hate my boss, but once I'm there, I won't want to go home because I hate my husband. I have nowhere else to go. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML
Today, I came home in an awful mood, and grumbled to my wife that sometimes I want to strangle my boss. My wife regularly screams up and down the house over the most minor shit, but apparently this upset her so much that she took the kids to her mom's, and is demanding I get anger management. FML
Today, my son complained that he didn't want to go to school. My husband asked, "Want to swap? You can go work all day, come home tired, and your only reward is a whiny wife and bratty child griping and complaining and expecting you to fix every problem." Part of me died when I heard that. FML
Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
Today, I'm in bed pretending to sleep because I don't want to see my husband. He's manipulative and a jerk to me some times. I just don't want to deal with him anymore. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, I'm home, taking care of my kids and keeping the house in order, so that my working wife is able to relax but she doesn't appreciate me at all and hates that I'm not like her best friend's wealthy husband, even though I do my best, and really wish I could be the breadwinner in the family. FML
Today, I finally got a job after nearly two years of unemployment. My boss is amazing, my coworkers are fun and helpful, and the pay is great. There's just one issue: it seems as though nothing can change the fact that I simply do not enjoy the job itself, even though I really thought I would. FML
Today, I realized I hate my wife with a fiery passion. I honestly don’t even care. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him, "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was, "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML
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Top comments
core01 30
File for divorce. Apply to new jobs. Good luck!
Hempseed 27
Why you married to him? If you hate him as much as you claim you do, get a divorce.
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Comments (10)
core01 30
File for divorce. Apply to new jobs. Good luck!
Tom O'Halloran 9
maybe... just maybe, it's not them that is the problem.
RichardPencil 32
Why don't you go to your side piece's love nest? Let me guess: You hate him, too.
juggalo2 22
Boy, I know that feeling. Hopefully if you hate your job it means you are getting paid well. Eventually you will have enough money to free yourself from these emotional drains.
Hempseed 27
Why you married to him? If you hate him as much as you claim you do, get a divorce.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
you have choices.
tounces7 28
Maybe the problem is you....
diraven 15
Take up drinking
TomeDr 25
I suggest therapy. While you might get divorced and find a new job, if there’s an underlying reason for your unhappiness that you’re not addressing, you’d still be miserable.
Brightside86 31
Maybe see a therapist. I had a friend that actively had disdain for basically everyone and everything, turned out to be depression.