Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone" in a seductive tone. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
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Top comments
reetah 0
gorgeous guys generally know they're gorgeous, and tend to think they can be jerks. don't worry, a lot of men actually prefer smaller boobs! or you could stuff, whatever floats your boat. :P
Manda777 0
haha wow. what a jackass. and yea 3 thats usually true. it is so hard to find an extremely hott guy that isn't a total douche.
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Comments (153)
kishycathiee 0
Should've slapped him!
AgentGreenEyes 4
hey not only are yours atleast real but he isnt worth your time so ignore him
pokipoki 0
what a douche.
disgruntled_stdt 0
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs
foryoublue94 0
yeah I have some friends and they know my bra size and they always tell me I should wear pushup bras but they're not mean about it so I don't mind ^-^ I just dont want everyone knowing my bra size XD
trojan124 0
#6: Even though I could care less, I must point out that C isn't that big. so stfu #33: Again, nobody cares. I am 38DDD, and trust me, from my experience, it's usually the porkers who brag about their boobs. Ds look better if you're a smaller size... I don't know any size 18s who get hit on because of the "jugs" they talk about. I'm jealous of smaller chests sometimes. I think it would be nice to be able to go braless once in awhile and not have trouble running because of the bouncing. Most of the beautiful bras I've seen don't come past C. I think it's disgusting that women feel so much pressure to enhance their perfectly beautiful chests.
_pk_ 0
Well there's nothing like some honest advice.
trapiadora 0
Wow what a jerk what makes him think that its ok to say those kinds of things to strangers. You can get beat up for stuff like that.
WomboCombo 0
I bet you the OP will be 10000x more satisfied with a boob job than without one. Let me set some things straight. All women want to be trophy wives. There's not a single women in here NOT ONE who would choose a poor man over a wealthy one. Stop trying to act high and mighty because you're to ugly and pathetic and don't have a high enough self esteem to think otherwise. All the boys in here who defend your way of thinking are just that BOYS. Anyone who tells you they "Love you the way you are" Are telling you the biggest bunch of BULLSHIT a man can spew out of his mouth. They DON'T love you the way you are, there's ALWAYS more to do to improve yourself, and ALL women want attention. (Unless you're a female activists which means you're going to die alone anyways so why not hate everything more beautiful than you.) REALITY CHECK on everyone who hates/thinks I'm a troll. I am 100% right and you know so. So wipe the cool face off of your shit stained mouths and think about what I'm saying you might learn something rather than living on 25$ an hour.
Gunpar 0
Way to generalize and assume things, dude.