Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
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alex_jaguara 33
You can't objectify women if they do it themselves.
Bogrbon 27
Deliberately wearing an outfit like that is a recipe for a wardrobe malfunction. You can wear whatever you want, but don't complain when something like that happens if you do.
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Comments (12)
Aiden89 23
Was he impressed?
Bogrbon 27
Deliberately wearing an outfit like that is a recipe for a wardrobe malfunction. You can wear whatever you want, but don't complain when something like that happens if you do.
alex_jaguara 33
You can't objectify women if they do it themselves.
cuz803 46
Did your embarrassing attempt to impress work or was your wardrobe malfunction in vain?
bobsanction 18
You deserve a trip to HR for this blatant sexual harassment.
benjamn 24
Nothing like a lil nip-slip to make the day go by.
bleachedraven 14
Were you expecting him to throw you on the desk and make out with you after seeing a nip? 🤣 Being that it's an fml that probably didn't happen. Hopefully managment or hr didnt get told by your coworker or innocent bystander.
Ellimac21 14
So, your only hope in impressing that guy was having him notice your chest? Seriously?
Wadlaen 24
Did it work? Was he impressed? At least you surely got his attention!😅
creepingjennie 14
I'm sure he was impressed, but not in a good way.