Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML
Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
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erikaisthebest 0
FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.
Indiana_fml 4
You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.
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heyyou1203 0
it is SO typical that men feel as though they can have access to any woman they want simply by paying her. She was obviously trying to be sarcastic to say "get the **** away from me," and NO man, no matter how a woman's dressed, has ANY right to touch her unless she says it's ok. What a jerk to think that any woman he wants can be easily bought. And maybe she wasn''t dressed "like a ****." I love how everyone automatically assumes that if someone says something derogatory to a woman it's automatically her fault. Victim blaming anyone? I hope you never have daughters.
MURPHYCHACHO 5
YDI for your comeback to the first guy. You should've slapped him in the face and screamed 'I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE!' That would've gotten the message across, and would've had the added effect of embarrassing the creep. And you wouldn't have had to deal with the old guy. Sometimes it's best not to be witty or sarcastic. In cases like this, it's best to make the truth clear. Period.
Slightmisshap 0
YDI
wildcherrybanana 2
#36, if anyone said that to me, i'd ignore them. then again..i'm sixteen. but it doesn't matter. she should have just ignored him. or played dumb. =p maybe it wouldn't've been acting for her.
sparda4355 0
the guy might have been LOADED! FYL for not finding out what he would have offered
suaveneanderthal 0
Ha so what i gathered from that rant #64 is that unless a woman gives me verbal permission i can't touch her? i don't know how it works for you where you live but i don't think anyone has ever been like, "oh i want to hug you now but i better ask you first before i touch you incase you flip shit on me." I BET YOU'RE A COW ANYWAY. So you need not worry about anyone touching you.
o76923 8
he made a comment mocking your outfit. You responded with a comment mocking his comment. Then an old guy jumps in on the fun, but doesn't quite know how to do it. This isn't an FML its an "Old people were raised differently"
b5200 0
YDI for dressing like a *****. And then telling someone they cant afford you.
fantome_fml 0
Well FYL for looking like a cheap ***** I guess...
Lolitia 4
What where you wearing?! You deserved that one, Hilarious : ) it's happened to me before too hun,